We all hate this rat. He is extremely stupid and everyone wishes he died. In this guide I will show you different ways to get rid of him, hopefully, forever.


This is quite simple. Remove the batteries inside it or remove it completely. If you remove it, it's a win-win! You get a carbon monoxide detector for free and Nermal will suffer.


This one is a little bit more on the illegal side but it is worth it for the pain that he will experience. First, you will need to find someone to do it. That part is more difficult but I am sure you will figure it out. The person will know what to do to satisfy your demand.


This one is pretty self explanatory, I don't think i need explain what will happen. First, send a pipe bomb to his home. Fireworks.


First, find his family. Put them in a van. Take them somewhere where you know they can't get out and feed them occasionally. Next, you call Nermal and tell them you have his family hostage. Put the phone near them so he can hear their cries. Do this over a period of 7 days, but don't forget to feed them. The stress will make him do unimaginable stuff to himself.


These are the best ways to get rid of Nermal forever that do not involve you getting jailed. I hope you enjoyed this guide, my fellow lasagna munchers, and hopefully this will help you to finish your life-long plans and wishes.