You read all the humor.
You survive the torture.
In the top right, click on the chat heads many times to hear all the jokes.

Use two objects in the inventory together, this will be marked in bold, for example:
Combine: Knife + Package = Gums

Use an object from the inventory on something outside of the Inventory, this will be marked in italic, for example:
Use Magnet and Line with Sink

Avoid using an autoclicker to skip text, the dialogue is pretty funny, and it might freeze the game when the graphic overlays appear.
If a freeze graphical freeze does happen, interact with anything or change rooms.

Interact with where the cookies are

Interact with everything
Inventory:
Golf Stick
Blocks
Package
Hammer
String
Ripped Plushie

Interact with everything.
(Don't forget to: Try to get the item under the fridge (and fail, you will get it later) then try to pick up the Flash Drive next to the Sink, this will make it fall down the sink)
New items in Inventory:
Closed Bottle of Milk
Knife
Cooking Oil
Dishwash Liquid
Screws
Pan
Dirty Dog Bowl

Combine: Golf Stick + Cooking Oil = Oily Stick
Combine: Knife + Package = Gums
Combine: Oily Stick + Gums = Oily Stick With Gum

Use Oily Stick With Gum on item under the fridge
New item: Small Metal

Combine: String + Small Metal = Magnet and Line
Use Magnet and Line with Sink
New item: Flash Disk

Use Pan on Sink = Water Filled Pan
Use Water Filled Pan on Stove = Hot Water Filled Pan
Combine: Dishwash Liquid + Dirty Dog Bowl = Soapy Dog Bowl
Combine: Hot Water Filled Pan + Soapy Dow Bowl = Clean Dog Bowl

Combine: Screws + Blocks = Corkscrew Material
Combine: Hammer + Corkscrew Material = Corkscrew
Combine: Corkscrew + Closed Bottle of Milk = Opened Bottle of Milk

Combine: Opened Bottle of Milk + Pan = Pan With Milk
Use Pan With Milk with Stove = Pan With Warm Milk

Combine: Pan with Warm Milk + Clean Dog Bowl = Bowl of Milk

Use Screws on Stove
New Item: Heated Screw
Combine: Heated Screw + Hammer = Needle
Combine: Needle + String = Needle and Thread

Use Knife on Sofa
New Items: Stuffings
Combine: Stuffings + Ripped Plushie = Stuffed Ripped Plushie
Combine: Stuffed Ripped Plushie + Needle and Thread = Plushie

Use Flash Disk on TV

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