For Honor

For Honor

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How to ACTUALLY enjoy the For Honor experience.
By Blitz ÂceRosin
Are you like me and absolutely despise this game, but can't stop playing it anyways?

Are you tired of having sweatlords that haven't stopped playing since release on their 63rd smurf account tell you to "Git gud"?

Then this is the guide for you!
   
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The singular, solitary way to experience FUN™
If you want to experience FUN™, the only way to do it is the following;

Literally just play against AI.
That's it, you literally just play against AI and that's how you make the game fun, because you don't have to worry about having an aneurism, trying to figure out if that Orochi is going to lightspam you or try and deflect you.
How I got to the conclusion of how to have FUN™
It's quite simple; The #1 problem with this game being fun, is the sweaty, toxic tryhard playerbase.

Remove them from the equation, you're left with a funny little sword fighting game where you can violate the bodily integrity of Weeaboos, CCP puppets, and Redditors.
Oh, and tincans. If you're some kinda' heretic.

Basically speaking; You simply... Remove the players, from the game, on the enemy team, leading to YOU, not getting kicked in the shin every 2 seconds by JJ, having to say "Choke me daddy", then getting absolutely anally annihilated by his entire enemy team.
The Equation, before and after FUN™ injection.
Before FUN™ injection;
For Honor + Players + Tryhard Saltlords = Not fun.

After FUN™ injection;
For Honor + Players - Tryhard Saltlords + Braindead AI = Very fun.

It is that simple.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I hope you find FUN™ in funny sword game now, and I hope you got at least a little bit of a ᵍᶦᵍᵍˡᵉ from my ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᶦᵒʳ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ.

Don't forget to come back next time when I tell you how to ᵛᶦᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵉⁿᵉᵛᵃ ᶜᵒⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿ.