One-armed cook

One-armed cook

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how to stockpile rats for the upcoming epidemic
By buttchugcharlie
today
fellas we are going to be figuring out the best and most efficient way of farming rats, so you can survive the pandemic.
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step uno1
start a game into the hotdog facility, and order 5 boxes of hotdogs
step 2; electric boogaloo
unload your prized possessions from the truck and set them outside (some furry friends aka food will accompany you) keep the glizzy in the box because the cardboard blocks the rats from feasting on your hotdogs. and they act as a barricade and trap
step 3
start a "controlled fire" so you can prepare your furry friends for consumption.
step 5, the
grab your boxes from earlier and set them up in a manner that will stop the rats from entering your home without warrant (ahem ATF agents). make sure to block the right side of the front entrance, because that's where the plan to invade from.
step 4
store your well earn hunt, and feast whenever you become hungry, if you repeat this process you can feed your offspring for years to come.
feed into your needs
succum to your cannibalistic need, rats are not enough fuel, their bones arent crunchy enough, peel your skin off and feast off of the ones around you, blend their organs for smoothies
56 Comments
shaggy 17 hours ago 
i cant fucking put them on plates :(
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guide unclear. i set the whole place on fire
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anzhelo 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:05pm 
Awesome guide btw, gj king!
anzhelo 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:05pm 
wow imagine accusing the one who being robbed of stealing :chains:
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buttchugcharlie  [author] 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm 
ya i made this in 2022 lmao
osama 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm 
imma be fr this was stolen from a site but enjoy the steam points u own