"Everyone, we are only 5 days away till Splatoon 3 arrives to the Nintendo Switch!

Also, I'm leaving Inkopolis Square to SplatsVille to win more Splatfests, and save the world from evil!

You notice something strange about me? I got myself a haircut, and new clothing so that I look cool!

Thank you for reading this message, and also, see you in the game!"