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How to lose your friend group without doing anything that could be identified as an cause (CANCELLED MEME GUIDE)
By The Youkai Slayer
edit 10/25/24: THIS GUIDE WAS MADE IN 2021, me and M are good now, its cancelled, just wanted to post it for archive purposes.

I have been friends with a certain user which we will call Mr. M for four years... recently I have had to deal with him flipping my world upside down and I will never know why he thought it was a good idea. Justice has not been served and never will be by human intervention.

WARNING TO ANYONE SENSETIVE, THIS IS A FU3KING GUIDE THAT WILL HAVE YOU CRINGING, FACE PALMING, AND WANTING TO GO RONNIE MODE ON YOURSELF. I FORWARN (♥♥♥♥ OFF 4F) YOU ALL. Also offensive ♥♥♥♥ will happen as this involves nazis and ♥♥♥♥♥.

Alr bye, amongus.
   
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The Start Of Searching.
After being banned and exiled from two gmod servers for autistic behaivor, your new goal is to look for the next nibba to fack the hell up. After all, we do rape in dis server.

But you sadly lose your sanity, and having wondering have you gone insane. But to find the truth inside of you, you have to climb through your brain and think of what to do.

Have you truely done wrong? Are you some guy from Chicago? Do you suck dixks? Heil Himmler? Well after asking your self of these questions, your next plan is to act.


I have acted upon myself by doing the impossible. Going to an indie game and becoming a well respected workshop creator... but we will soon see how this all fails.
Ima paint my dixk in red
So after becoming a well and "respected" Hommie in the hood, you start realizing your arch nemesis, a brand new one appears... we will call him Syth. Syth, the susing klans men he is hates your levels as you did not add the KKK in your levels and you went nazi hunting like a soldier from tf2.

Drinking a coffee of your wooped ass

Larper wanna rape me
So after making zed levels dis larper got mad at you and started to slander you everywhere by calling you a youtube bot disliker even though it was obvious he was doing, also why the hell would you care about dislikes? They do not even exist anymore, but since this happen in 2018 I guess you could understand. But still, the admins did believe this faxgget and now your gone from the wall of red pain and now you must cry and cope and seethe. Dilate noob.

So you go up to two random people. One being......... your soon to be best friend!!... and the other some guy you forget about because he is a facking puszy

Learn more about your protential best friend
He likes the same game you made levels in (for like... a few months). He has an obsession with Madness Combat, like for real, his name is legit facking starts with Madness. What the fack mate, dis nibba really facking a walking advertisement of a cringe series made by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He has a friend that was his best friend! He is a furry......