Warhammer: Vermintide 2

Warhammer: Vermintide 2

52 ratings
How to be a 14yo 1337 edgelord PRO GAMER*
By v4nd4hl
*look and feel skilled (despite being mediocre)
Actually a huntsman guide which focuses on using the handgun as your primary and infinite ammo dps-tool.
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Step 1: Be sure what you want to embody
This guide is for all the people, that want to seem like their vermintide 2 skill is insane (while actually being kinda meh at the game and have potato aim). So basically for people like myself.

But you'll be playing Quake II instagib HUNTSMAN. This will earn you the everlasting respect of your Vermintide 2 peers by default. Don't listen to that pyro mains which claim their class to be the hardest to master. You used to be a pyro main too - but then you got bored (this is a lie but nobody knows)

(You'll be just ignoring everything that makes him actually skill based and spray and pray ahead instead).

Ideally, you and your surroundings should look something like this:




Step 2: Shop your uber edgelord's clothes at influencer merch shops
It is absolutely necessary, that that (very little) money you have and spend makes you look as cringe badass as possible.

Hiding your face is also a plus.



Also wear that cata fow frame if possible. Nobody will ever know, that you glitched it or played second or third fiddle in a good party of players, that carried you.

Step 3: make sure, you know all the cheap tricks
Where is the need for good aim to score headshots when you can body-oneshot everything while having infinite ammo?

Yes.

Also, your "squishy class, that requires situational awarness and good movement tech" basically becomes an invincible tank with stagger thp talent and a certain shielded weapon.

#Gamerlife!



Step 4: Download weapon cheat.dll

Of course you chose the one weapon in Kruber's whole arsenal, which is arguably overpowered in his current state. If somebody mentions this, deny it and talk that person down. He's just envying your skill.


The "headshot damage" descriptor can be completely ignored since with your talen / property loadout, you can bodyshot just about everything. You may also miss 50% of your shots. Won't matter. Still plenty ammo left. If anybody asks or observes you, of course you claim to headshot all the time.

(If you say it enough times to yourself, you may start actually believing it - this will unlock your final form)

Love your handgun more than the girlfriend you wish to have.


Of course you never get hit. In the many rare cases you - despite your slow fast general reaction speed - it will help alot nevertheless.


You have no idea what these values even mean. Anyways, they help you to bodyshot things and melt bosses when you drink a monster energy any potion and press your ultimate at the same time.


You read somewhere on reddit, that your trinket should always have this loadout. So you go along with it.
Step 5: Copy these moves from people, that are actually good at the game
First things first: Use your rifle as much as possible whenever possible. A far away special? Shoot it. A chaos warrior within a horde? Shoot it. A surprise hookrat around a corner? Quickshoot it (activate hipshot pro mode for that). Tagging enemies helps to snipe them out of hordes / groups of enemies.

Have I already mentioned, you should use your rifle whenever it is viable? (which is kinda most of the time).

JUST DO IT.

Ok, now for any other situations / occasions:

Use this combo when you are under pressure and/or need THP. It's actually very safe to do so.

If you are engaged in melee combat, use these combos to dish out dps. Depending on the horde density and composition, use either light or heavy attack or a mixture.

Against single targets, you have basically three options. The safer the situation, the more you commit to the follow up attacks.

Use the Spear and Shield's own dedicated special attack whenever you are under pressure by elites / armored enemies or bosses and want to do at least some chip damage regardless.

This is your ultimate burst dps combo, which inflicts devastating damage to whatever target(s).

Dont we all enjoy the quietness?
Step 6: Watch gameplay videos
This is the state of mind you should be in before every game!

Just claim you have done all those clutches yourself one time but better.

This is how your arch enemy looks like.
Step 7: Try improving yourself (you'll probably fail miserably)
Wanna try something else than being the best gamer ever?
Check out the following inspirational guides for your second/twink account!

SWISS GUARD, click here!


PANZER KNIGHT, click here!
Step 8: Leave a sarcastic, semi-sophisticated comment
Bless the world out there with your knowledge about stuff by commenting, liking and sharing this "guide".
15 Comments
WolfWall 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21pm 
MAJOR HERESY the council will render judgement in the form of SIGMAR'S HOLY FIRE , or at least thats what Victor S. said
v4nd4hl  [author] 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21am 
a long time ago it was possible to just teleport with battle wizard sienna right through the stone barrier to pick up the rune (you needed to glitch the right angle)

this way it was possible to skip the entire fortune of wars fight ^^...
vermin girl 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:33pm 
so um for no reason at all what exactly is the cata fow frame glitch?
6FU 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm 
that part about cata fow frame hits too close to home. delete this now
Glue Eater 9K 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:59pm 
I accidentally became a waystalker main pls help how do i fix
blame it on my ptsd, baby 19 Nov, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
SOMEBODY'S GUIDE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH AWARDS, MR. SUSHI
v4nd4hl  [author] 18 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19pm 
I eat calamari for breakfast
What the Flute 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm 
Step 1-8: Write a tryhard boomer guide with a lame premise and weak delivery :104:
S4V6 18 Nov, 2022 @ 5:25am 
Not enough click bait titles to be relevant to said 14 yo 1337 Edgelord Pro Gamer
You also didn't mention the part where they HAVE TO take Tomes and Grims in order to show how much of a 14 yo 1337 Edgelord Pro Gamer they are
I liked tha part about the portrait frame though it's as if you had experienced this before *thinkingemoji*
blame it on my ptsd, baby 13 Nov, 2022 @ 5:25pm 
i awarded you on the basis that i have learned to love the gun more than any woman and anybody who questions my skill is clearly inferior

thank you for activating my chakras op, you're a real one