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Painful list of mods
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"Do you suck D*cks?" Snark Sound Mod
Created by somekindacat
"Only steers and queers come from Texas." ...
Vinesauce - Dicks Geiger Counter
Created by bishop
This mod replaces the default geiger counter sound with Joel from Vinesauce saying, "DICKS". Do I need to explain any further?...
Horrible Explosions
Created by bishop
This mod replaces all of the explosions with terrible sounds. Enjoy!...
Mug Moment
Created by Dr. Mantis Toboggan
Check out more epic mug moments at FecalFunny online Update 1/20/20: Fixed Alpha channel, the blue glow lighting from the gamer juice should work correctly now...
The Server Room Rave (Freeman's Mind)
Created by Citizen⁵
"TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, YOU FRIGGIN' BASSHEADS! IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE!" This mod adds the blaring techno music from the second of Freeman's Mind to the server room, in both Anomalous Materials and Unforeseen Consequences. Programmers... who kno...
Tourettes Guy Zombie Sounds (updated)
Created by ・・ SEi
------ IF YOU'RE HAVING ISSUES: ------ - Type snd_restart in the console. 90% of the time this works! If it doesn't, try re-doing it until it gets fixed. - If the method above doesn't work, try restarting the game, and retry. - If it still doesn't work, le...
Weapons! Sound Mod
Created by TheSewerDog
This mod replaces the weapon pickup sound with a man saying "WEAPONS!" loudly. Note: I suck at doing images so I made this image in Microsoft Paint. Also, couldn't seem to get video quality right....
ROFLcopter Apache Sound Mod
Created by TheSewerDog
This replaces the Apache hover sound with the old Microsoft Sam's "Soi" sound effect. Tools used: Audacity tetyys.com Video is outdated af since this mod was made in 2015. The NPC will not sound the same as in the recording since it plays the sfx relative ...
Better Call Moon
Created by Whatsapp Invincible
"There are so many stars visible in New Mexico. I will walk out there to get a better look." While editing files for my own playthrough I came across a mod called Better Moon that upgrades the moon, so I decided to make a mod called Better CALL Moon, reaso...
Turkish Announcement System#1 [𝗟𝗔𝗚λ𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛]
Mod, misc ve vox kismi ile 2 part'tan olusuyor. Iceriginde; bolge genel anonsu, hecu kusatma anonsu ve giristeki tramvay operatorü bulunuyor. (NOT: Part2 yüklenmediginde HECU Kusatma Anonsu düzgün calismayacaktir. ) Abone olup deneyebilirsiniz... Herhangi ...
Russian Guards
Created by D00tis
Replaces the usual guards and zombies, with Russian-style guards in HD. Developers: Texture made by D00tis...
Traduccion al Español Mejorada
Created by ErnestJugend
Este mod mejora varios aspectos de la traducción al español de la siguiente manera 1 - Arregla errores de puntuación y exclamación 2 - Agrega compatibilidad con el mod "Extended Captions" Por lo que ahora los diálogos nuevos tendrán su subtitulo corres...
organ failure
Created by hebert
replaces all metal impact sounds with the funny pipe...
Product Placement Pack
Created by ValerieThePalerie
Saw my mod from the mod version of Black Mesa was poached on the workshop and then removed, so here's my mod again on the workshop for the retail version of Black Mesa....
Microsoft Sam H.E.V. Suit
Created by spzi
It makes the voice of the H.E.V. Suit Microsoft Sam Text to speech because why not. Yellow H.E.V. Suit used in the video: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=455047854 If it doesn't work type "snd_restart" in the console....
e621.net Monitor Screens
Created by minty
Looks like Black Mesa has a furry infestation. computers, computer, furry, furries, desktop, furraffinity, hentai, pokemon...
The Nye Chamber
Created by Slapshot300
Replaces the Testchamber instructions with the Bill Nye theme song fitted to the atmosphere. NOTE: Black Mesa tends to not load in sounds from addons, to use type in dev console "snd_restart"...
BREAKING BAD Menu Themes
Created by dmn
FEATURES: + Replacement of all 3 menu themes with carefully picked tracks from the Breaking Bad OST by Dave Porter. The tracks used: Dimple Pinch Neat Gray Matter 308 Negra Arroyo Lane INSTALLATION: It should work by simply subscribing. In case it doesn't,...
Supreme Crowbar
Created by Santa
It replaces the Crowbar with the Supreme Crowbar. It look bad. Supreme logo is also on the wrong side but I wanted you to see it....
Diamond Dogs (HECU)
Created by mellow mike
Various Diamond Dogs outfits and variations replace the marines/HECU. Why? Idk. Features 2 main variants, a fair amount of sub-variants, and a zombie soldier replacement. No gibs (yet, maybe I will update this in the near future). Updated finally on Xmas E...
Linkin Park In The End (Instrumental) Nihilanth Boss Battle Music Replacement
Created by GenericName
There is no singing Eli and Klenier in this mod It starts with one one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the...
Fart with extra reverb Explosion Sounds
Created by antenoelle
a mod that absolutely no one asked for. but here it is anyway. Does what it says on the tin. replaces most explosion sounds with a fart sound with extra reverb applied. eventually it'll probably drive you insane but i hope you get a few kicks out of it any...
AK47 from CS:GO (MP5)
Created by Space Bacon Salad
half-assed animations and model for csgo ak for mp5. does (possibly) work in multiplayer for sure (maybe). Features: sounds from csgo VGUI icon gun no grenade launcher so you throw 40 mm grenades lol world model. couldn't get original collision working so ...
Markiplier Air Raid Siren
Created by Duddyboy
Ever wanted to hear Markiplier as an air raid siren? Well now you can! This addon replaces the original air raid siren sound heard in "We've Got Hostiles!", at the end of "Surface Tension" and the multiplayer map "Crossfire" with a sound clip of Markiplier...
Funky Tram
Created by Coda
This mod replaces the music from Black Mesa Inbound to "Funky Town" from Shrek 2. This mod is part of a collection that replaces all of Black Mesa's music from Shrek. If the mod does not work at first, restart your game and type "snd_restart" into the cons...
Dream a Dream AMS sound mod
Created by humanf
This mod adds Dream a Dream by Captain Jack to the Anti Mass Spectrometer, Perfect to dance to while starting an alien invasion. I took inspiration from Dream mesa by oxcjae and 3000 by NanoBite(They're gud vids) Plus the song is gud so why not. I had to l...
CBT Tram
Created by p8t
Replaces the opening tram ride with the CBT Copypasta...
No Peeing Or Pooping Sign [No Smoking Sign Replacement]
Created by Matthew
Please, remember that people aren't perfect and this is my first project ever, so please don't panic if it doesn't work properly. Thank you! :)...
Hl1 scientist replacer (male and female scientists)
Created by humanf
''Having barely escaped the horror that is Half life 1 source. Walter and his clones kicked out all of the black mesa scientists and took their jobs, now they must go through the resonance cascade, again''. This is the final edition which replacers both ma...
Explosive Crate replacer for explosive wooden crate
What do you call a barrel, that doesn't roll...? This is basically the same model i used for my Garry's Mod addon, but this here will replace the explosive wooden crate seen in the sewer section of Unforeseen Consequences. Its also easier to blow up since ...
Vector's Gru-some Gruon Gun
Created by atori_sf
Are you having a bad day? Well take the liberty of purging an entire alien race and their leader with Vector's rather Gru-some Gruon Gun and it doesn't just have to be the aliens sometimes those Barneys block doors they really just had it coming to em' Any...
AWP from CS:GO (Crossbow)
Created by Space Bacon Salad
Custom-animation AWP for the Crossbow. This is pretty cool. Yes. The AWP is a gun that can be used to shoot bullets (darts) and has a big muzzle flash (it doesn't have one at all) and you can eject huge shells (shells don't eject) by bolting the weapon aft...
HLVRAI Locker Doors
Hello Gordon! These are not my models/materials, all credit goes to the developer artists who made these beautiful art assets. Something I made because of the popular thing. Replaces several locker doors in AM and UC with names from Half-Live VR but the AI...
Hank Hill HEV suit login replacment
Created by Nbc66
Replaces the normal suit login announcer with hank hill...
Health and Suit Charger Beats
Created by Citizen⁵
Add some sick beats to your charging station experience. Original music tracks by Morzibov...
Nihilanth Adolf Hitler Sound Replacement
Created by GenericName
Vortigaunts = Jews This mod makes the Nihilanth sound like Hitler If this does not work place it in the custom folder...
Chinese Spy Balloon - Apache
Created by Helmet12
https://i.imgur.com/fEQJ5aj.png A strange balloon is floating around the Black Mesa facility. https://i.imgur.com/Ko6CY4y.png If you like my work and you want me to continue making more mods like this, don't forget to support us with your donation through ...