Suit for Hire

Suit for Hire

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how to be him
By xlsior
howzit goin cousin?
so i hear you were told "you aint him" and it hurt your feelings so you've come here for guidance!
do not fret my dear, for i have the perfect guide to tell you how to be him
   
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chapter 1 - beats by dr. dre
so you wanna be him huh? let me help forge your confidence in the heart of a dying star free of charge.
first you wanna download spotify, and make an account.
then you wanna go ahead and look for a song named "The Perfect Girl"

(it can be any iteration of the song you wish, as long as its THIS song.)

finally, you want to make sure your headphones are at a safe but heavy volume
(to show dominance to whoever your roommate is, because you're on the grindset to becoming him.)
chapter 2 - disassociation practices.
if you are keen on becoming him, then you're going to have to learn to control the ways of disassociation.

"wtf is disassociation bro? stfu cousin."
Let me explain;
Disassociation is a type of detachment that is more noticeable from a first person's perspective
(your own view)

which makes you feel as if you're living life in the third person however you can see in a first person view but its like you're spectating yourself.

the reason why this is necessary to becoming him is because in THIS game there is alot of conflict and unnecessary punch-on's so obviously you're going to need to act quick and detach your emotion in order to be as efficient as possible, the music i provided in the section above can help with this.

a way you can control disassociation is by staying quiet and breathing at a steady pace through your nose, but quietly.
might sound ridiculous but if you think about disassociation as a concept within itself you then will start slowly developing the skill of tapping into said concept.
chapter three - being him
so you've completed all the previous steps, you're nearly there, you're LITERALLY him!

the last step to becoming him, is to apply my philosophical malakia (that i actually made up)

"think with detachment from your thoughts,
talk like a stoic with emotion,
and soon you will lead yourself to glory."

then, and only then, will you become him.

now go ace Suit for Hire and tell me that its a perfect simulation of a psychopaths tendencies
1 Comments
PSCRAZYPRO 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am 
10/10 I am now him