Collect 5 Ducks
Very simple, just wait out a few minutes and you will eventually get 5 ducks.

Repeated ducks of the same colour/type do not count for progress in the collection log. Thanks to Party Pooper for the comment.

Collect 25 Ducks
Very simple, just wait a little longer and you will eventually get 25 ducks.

Repeated ducks of the same colour/type do not count for progress in the collection log. Thanks to Party Pooper for the comment.

Collect 50 Ducks
Very simple, just wait a few hours or so and you will eventually get 50 ducks.

Repeated ducks of the same colour/type do not count for progress in the collection log. Thanks to Party Pooper for the comment.

I want to believe
Sit back and wait until you see a flying saucer appear on your screen, it's just a random event that occurs.

Mass extinction
This is another random event. Although there are theories as to when it occurs, my personal few tests concluded that it happens randomly after you get 50 ducks on screen. I've found this as I can only get the duck after 50, and on my very first run, 50 was the amount that triggered it.

For those curious, it is on an exponential curve, meaning 'Big Rubber' as I like to call him, will appear after a few more ducks have spawned than the previous time it splooshed. So, the first time may be 50, but the next could be 55 or 60 ducks, then 70, then 80 and so on.

Call the Priest
Another random event that occurs, just wait a little bit and you'll see the little Lucifer duck spawn from a satanic ritual pentagram thingy.

And the sky is grey
Another random event that occurs, just wait until you see it happen. Flying leaves will partially fill the screen when it has occurred.

Witness the rainbow duck
There's a lot of random events here isn't there? Well this is yet another but involving the spawning ducks. It is entirely chance to get the rainbow duck however it does count towards the 50 duck collection, so you don't really have to worry about this one specifically.

Especially dragonfire
This is rather luck as well, you must just wait until the dragonbreath duck reaches the collection book and then breathes on it.

Thaw out a prehistoric duck
Quite simply the most annoying achievement but every game has one so it's ok. Just need to wait until the Dragonbreath duck breathes fire onto the Ice cube duck.

Yes I know, very simple yet so very difficult. I've spent hours watching and screaming at those ducks to just wander into each others paths and then another undefined period of time praying to a deity, which I do not believe in, to then have the Dragonbreath duck not be on cooldown from the previous firing and to breathe on the Ice cube duck. It is quite exhausting, I'm not going to lie.

Watch ducks for 5 hours straight
Very easy, just keep the game open (On the pool, not the menu) for 5 hours. Don't close or quit the game until this achievement pops up.

I was actually on for 3 hours before I went to Alt F4 a different application only to realise I hadn't refocused it. Yea that wasn't nice, but on the bright side I got to watch some more of my ducks :)

Click various objects 5, 50, 500 and 5000 times, respectively
Easiest way to do this is to put on an auto clicker and leave it for a little while on like 50 clicks per second, but I am aware that some people don't have an auto clicker. Guess you'll just have to click until it pops up since there is also no tracker (as of currently writing).

Touch the pumpkin
Wait until Halloween and then click and drag one of the pumpkins that spawn. Or alternatively, change the date on your system clock to October 31st then boot up the game. Just remember to quit the game and change it back to normal afterwards, the results can be disastrous ;) No, seriously, don't change your system clock for too long as you will get some undesired effects because of it.

Use easel and change duck
Just click on the easel, edit the duck however you wish and then click on a duck, and click the little menu at the bottom of the duck pop up. Simple as that.

Touch the gift
Same as the Halloween achievement, wait until Christmas time and click and drag a present on screen. Or alternatively, change the date on your system clock to December 25th then boot up the game. Just remember to quit the game and change it back to normal afterwards, the results can be disastrous ;) No, seriously, don't change your system clock for too long as you will get some undesired effects because of it.

Get a glitchy duck
Click on the TV box laying on the sunbed so the screen turns into the weird coloured bars (CRT Mode), then simply wait until a duck spawns. The timer is a yellow bar below the pool.

Thanks to Titoncio for this unlock condition :)

Get duck level 5
Turn on RPG Mode under the new top right panel then simply wait until any duck reaches level 5. You can select a duck to check its progress.

Get duck level 10
Turn on RPG Mode under the new top right panel then simply wait until any duck reaches level 10. You can select a duck to check its progress.

Get duck level 20
Turn on RPG Mode under the new top right panel then simply wait until any duck reaches level 20. You can select a duck to check its progress.

Get a duck with any stat equal to 10
Once RPG Mode is active, simply wait until a duck has levelled up enough for one of the 5 stats it has to reach level 10. Stats are acquired seemingly at random as well as given at random upon spawn. This stat cannot be the kill count, shown as a skull on the bottom left.

Get a duck with any stat equal to 20
Once RPG Mode is active, simply wait until a duck has levelled up enough for one of the 5 stats it has to reach level 20. This stat cannot be the kill count, shown as a skull on the bottom left.

Get a duck with all stats equal to 10
Once RPG Mode is active, simply wait until a duck has levelled up enough for all of the 5 stats to reach level 10. The skull stat is the amount of kills a duck has, this does not contribute to this achievement.

Get a duck with all stats equal to 20
Once RPG Mode is active, simply wait until a duck has levelled up enough for all of the 5 stats to reach level 20. The skull stat is the amount of kills a duck has, this does not contribute to this achievement.

However, I have reason to believe that after Level 20, the duck will only level up through drowns of other ducks. So far I have noticed that it is every 3 drowns your duck will level up, as the level increment increases by 33% each time and the fact I just watched my duck murder another and it levelled up from 34 (66%) to 35 (0%).

Get a duck that drowned 1 duck
Turn on Combat Mode then wait for the ducks to absolute obliterate each other. Once 1 is gone, poof achievement.

Get a duck that drowned 5 ducks
Turn on Combat Mode then wait for the ducks to absolute obliterate each other. Once 5 are gone on a singular duck, poof achievement.

Get a duck that drowned 10 ducks
Turn on Combat Mode then wait for the ducks to absolute obliterate each other. Once 10 are gone courtesy of a single, murder-craving duck, poof achievement.



Beware my duck, he is legitimately a mass murderer.