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[WOTC] Postal Dude Squadmate (v1.0.1)

"i make the money, man, i roll the nickels.
the game is mine.
i deal the cards."

charles manson The Postal Dude


The Postal Dude, from the Postal Video Electronic Entertainment Franchise, now available for your XCOM roster.

The aliens will tremble in fear as he demands them to sign his petition to make the Commander give him more days off, with his fully animated face flapping in the wind and his coarse voice (VP links below) grating their eardrums down to a fine powder.

But yes, his face is fully animated. His hair is also colorable and is separately selectable under the Hair category, though it can't be used with your regular XCOM soldiers. This was done primarily so you can equip hats and helmets on him without his hair clipping through them.

His glasses can be found under both Face Prop sections. They come in both Clear and Opaque styles, and unlike his hair, these DO work with regular XCOM soldiers.

The outfit can also be worn by anyone, not just the Dude. In the Arms section you have options for either the Dude's hands, XCOM hands, or black gloves. The trenchcoat can be colored with the Primary Armor slot, and the shirt with the Secondary Armor slot.

The trenchcoat features physics rigging, though it may look a bit jank because physics props on soldiers can't be given collsion mapping, so it'll clip through the body during some animations.

• Postal Dude (M, Head, Hair, Face Props, Torso, Arms)

• Heads (Race 0): 1
  
• Hair: 1
  
• Face Props: 2
  
• Torsos: 1
  
• Arms: 3

• Community Highlander - REQUIRED for the head to work without crashing.
  
  
• Invisible Body Parts For All - REQUIRED for the invisible legs.
  
  
• Rick Hunter Dude VP - The classic, the one and only.
  
  
• Corey Cruise Dude VP - For the alternative kids.
  
  
• Jon St. John Dude VP - If you wished Duke Nukem were more sociopathic.
  
  
• UFOPedia & Bestiary - Dude has an archive entry in the "Persons of Interest" section.

• His hair doesn't work with the XCOM heads.
  
• His glasses don't have Female variants. I apparently forgot to do this during the making of him.

VERSION 1.0.1 (5/14/2024)

• Added a UFOPedia entry for the Dude under "Persons of Interest".

• CassiusGarland - Creator of the GMod add-on i've used to extract the assets from and can be found here.
  
  
• Running With Scissors - Creators of the Postal series (Postal 4 specifically, in this case) and everything used in this pack.