Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

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How to win against robot
By Skrelly Bones
This is how to win against robot a lot of the time
   
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Step 1: Hustlers university
so before we even get into fighting robot, you need to know the ancient art of HUSTLING
Hustling is not just a move, but a style of gameplay that can be used to change the game in your favor.

Hustling consists of 3 steps

1: The most obvious read is the correct one
2: Using your burst move is bad and you shouldn't do it unless their character is gonna be orange
3: Be as aggressive as possible

Constantly using the fastest move, and hustling when your opponent is 5 or more lines away, is the key to success.
Step 2: Fighting robot
Ok so now that you've learned how to hustle, its time to fight Robot!

Fighting robot is a TERRIFYING, DAUNTING TASK THAT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! Robot is honestly a bit too insane in the neutral and getting out of neutral is very difficult against him.


Here are a few tips to remember when you are fighting robot (this will help you win more)

1. If he is 3 or more lines away from you, he will either turn into a car or use the orbital laser on you

2. if he is 1.5-2 lines away from you, he is gonna grab you, charge you, or chainsaw you

3. if you are in the air he will either try to fly above you or immediately eye beam you no exception

4. at least once per match, expect for him to try to pain train you all the way across the map to the wall

5. have as much fun as possible because you are probably going to lose!
Step 3: How to always win against Robot
So now that you have had some practice that i forgot to tell you to do, here is how to always win against robot

Step 1: play a game against robot
Step 2: Lose
Step 3: Lie to yourself and others that robot players are bad and that you always beat them



And there you go! That is my guide on how to beat robot, i hope that you learned a lot and will have fun HUSTLING!
11 Comments
Menac 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:22am 
im not gonna sugarcoat it, command: grab
North Queensland Gamer 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:05am 
robot players fr be taking a whole minute to do their bread and butter combo
Skrelly Bones  [author] 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52pm 
just follow the guide in reverse
krembloh 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:45pm 
that's cool and all but where is the guide to get good at robot?
MAATs Buddy 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17pm 
man, i'm never going to forget the time i was playing against a robot and i was at full health and landing multiples combos, he had like almost no health so let him land one combo on me cuz i was feling bad because he was probably a new player...

He killed me in that one combo

moral of the history: no matter if the robot has 1 health and you have 10000, you are always in disavantege
Skrelly Bones  [author] 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am 
i dont care im right and if you dont think so you are the r/amitheasshole reddit asshole
Gamingkyra14 13 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28am 
vvv this exactly vvv
Sweatyfellr 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm 
AS A ROBOT MAIN I HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH THIS GUIDE
1) ROBOT NEUTRAL IS ONLY STRONG WHILE HE HAS ARMOR+FREE CANCELS, IF YOU CAN BAIT THOSE MOVES FROM HIM, HE GOES FROM HAVING THE SECOND STRONGEST NEUTRAL (lol cowboy), TO THE WORST.
2) ORBITAL LAZOR IS PURELY OKIZEME AND BAIT, IT EXISTS TO TERRIFY YOU, YOU BEAT IT BY BEING BRAVE.
3) CHAINSAW IS USELESS OUTSIDE OF COMBO, IT IS TOO SLOW.
4) GOD PRESS WILL BE USED MORE THAN ONCE, IT BEATS REGULAR GRAB, BUT LOSES TO FAST BUTTONS, LIKE TOME SLAP OR PUMMEL.
5) JUMPING BEATS ALOT OF ROBOT BUTTONS, SO DO IT (especially when i have 9 meter:Roland:)
THAT IS ALL
:Roland:
Skrelly Bones  [author] 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm 
so true bestie
SMPTE 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm 
us robot mains always try to set up into kill process, never forget