"Subtitle: Why I'm a Bit "Too Dumb To Live."

Note: To be fair, my parents wouldn't want me to go near the Number Eights, even if they're the last humanoid beings on Earth. Plus, interspecies romance doesn't exactly work.

Second Note: I am sorry for "stealing your luck." In advance.

Yes, Szayelaporro is one of the Bleach guys that I love and my over-exaggerated self has a legit reason to call HR on both Jushiro and Shunsui: They're too much of a goody two shoes and "plain."
The pinky is one of my bad boys and I know that he's gonna chop me up and use my organs/body parts in jars for science. Or something worst, Gabriel. He's striving for perfection and immortality ya know.

My fangirling over the pinkie (and other unmentions) has been like this ever since I first picked up the volumes.

In the gacha game, I have two Kyorakus that are fun to play and "nukes"/"fire extinguishers" when things get really, REALLY bad. He's also a Steam guide mascot as a warning sign to people that I can be lazy with updating my guides. - Shunsui is more than just a pretty face with these guides. (Since, I don't simp after him (and his cinnamon bun IQ friend), it's just "serious business" for me. I wasn't planning on using him, I was planning on using someone else that's better than him. Good thing that I didn't, because, I'll be distracted by the sexy a bit. It resulted with both him and Szayelaporro sharing my guides.)

I have "accidents" with Jushiro, one time, I was trying to find the Beyond Bankai version. But I wasn't able to draw him, he cause me a huge chunk of Orbs. - All because, someone told me that he's good for Senkaimon. - I shoulda save them for something cool/ abilities and/or attributes/elements that my album need/ save for lust.
In a mild sense, I was trying to find Premium versions of him via tickets, but I am unsuccessful. Shinji and Hisagi are more easily "obtainable" to me.

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Tools: Fire Alpaca SE, Intuos Comics (Wacom tablet)

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Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/xarti/art/Bleach-Brave-Souls-Hybristophia-953860199

Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/diaryopen/711962681168510976/bleach-brave-souls-hybristophila?source=share

Steam: You are here.

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Szayelaporro, Shunsui, and Jushiro (c) Tite Kubo

"Know The Work Rules" (c) Sunny Street Comics"