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It is within the realm of possibility and plausibility, based on available evidence and information, for me to assert with unreserved confidence and certitude that the individual known as OPERAINCEPTION is able to affirm the accuracy and validity of the aforementioned proposition, while being consumed by an overwhelming sense of sorrow, distress, and remorse."