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How to speak russian and do tax fraud
By PeterPumpkinEater69
This guide will teach you how to speak русский and do tax fraud in gmod after that.

I hope this guide will help you
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English
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17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:35am
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Overview
Russian Tutorial 
Tax Fraud Tutorial 
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Russian Tutorial
  1. Learn to say "Я большой маслянистый черный мужчина, и я использую свою силу против тебя." (YA bol'shoy maslyanistyy chernyy muzhchina, i ya ispol'zuyu svoyu silu protiv tebya.) which totally means "i do tax fraud for a living."
  2. Get the hottest woman in всемирный торговый центр
  3. Plant drugs in her car
  4. Watch youtube tutorial on how to speak russian
  5. report her to the police.
  6. If she starts suing you get a lawyer and win the case.
  7. Learn some more russian from a indian guy on youtube.

Congratulations! You can now speak я ненавижу свою жизнь!

Я не русский для русских, которые это читают.


Tax Fraud Tutorial
  1. Get some taxes.
  2. I don't really know how to tax fraud i guess just cut it and hide it

Hope this helps!






















































































































Step 4: Burn it and run away from the IRS