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How to not have fun
By Dr. Feelgood
A how to on going from an average/good day to wanting to not only pull your hair out but have your head slammed down on the chopping block at the butcher shop and letting the butcher scalp you with a big cleaver.
   
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step 1
open the game
step 2
play a match(any map, any mode, double points for warzone)
step 3
do above average in the aforementioned match
step 4
play another match since you did good last match
step 5
get ráped buy cdl wannabe monkeys because god forbid you went 21 in 6 last match
step 6 (bad ending)
keep playing even though you have one good match so you CIA psyop yourself into thinking the next match will be good but the cycle continues of one good match to horrible endless dying and not having fun. You also develop stockholm syndrome for the game and never uninstall though hating the game.
step 7 (good ending)
you uninstall and move on to better games that aren't out to get you and finally have fun (re4 remake, elden ring, drg, tf2, fortnite, honestly any other game that isn't cod)
1 Comments
2fort.twerkers 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37am 
Good guide!