Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism.

Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism.

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How to Surpass the Reality Barrier
By Brian Griffin (REAL)
In this guide you will learn how to overcome the reality barrier and meet your dream girl.
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Step 1
Give up. You can never break free from the reality barrier. You will never meet Marisa.
Self Forgiveness
Move on with your life. Marisa will never be real. Find a hobby to ease the pain. Find a therapist. Send time with family.
Marisa loves you
I'm sure if Marisa was real she would love you. Forgive Marisa. It's not her fault she has cease to exist. Be your best self for Marisa.
10 Comments
Yuugi Hoshiguma Enthusiast 4 Aug @ 8:55pm 
well this guide doesn't say anything about yuugi...
yournotpranay 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm 
nothing will stop my research work into breaking the barrier,i must marisa.
Kirbysin☭ 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am 
Honestly, today I just had a really bad fight with my parents. I was in tears, but for some reason I came across this ''guide''

Thank you very much, I really felt a little better reading this, I will do my best for Marisa <3
renariin 17 May, 2024 @ 8:14pm 
I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other.
High_Tier_Kamodo 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:45pm 
thx
loodie 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am 
Wow! thanks!
MoonGrog 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47pm 
What? I know my wife is real, I would not marry a person that does not exist.
『 R E J 0 』 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm 
guys?
War_Muffin 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43pm 
Ayo she is real wtf.
Marisa 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am 
is this patched? 2023