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how to be a certified crayon eater
By fedayeenwinners and 1 collaborators
In this guide I will teach you on how to be a certified crayon eater
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step 1: becoming a titan
if you haven't already, create a new character and select titan which should be on the left, do not select any other class because they are inferior and useless. If you have characters that are a different class, purge them and cleanse your account of those evil classes and then replace them with more titans
step 2: throw more grenades
if you don't then you will die by Lord Shaxx
step 3: obtain the colors
if you're insane enough to not already have the year 1 shader bundle from the archives section in eververse, get it now otherwise you can't effectively be a crayon eater yourself also, redeem this code (R9J-79M-J6C) in this website: https://www.bungie.net/7/en/codes/redeem so you get a transmat effect that is a rainbow, which helps to add in the effect that you are a crayon
step 4 (optional): obtain the precious scars exotic helmet
devote your life to destiny and get your power level up so you can run a legend lost sector, then proceed to farm it alone till you get the precious scars helmet to drop, it's the perfect helmet since your head can look like the tip of a crayon
step 5: consuming the crayon
purchase a pack of crayons online, and then consume them to gain your strength
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final step: become the crayon
now for the final step you will become the crayon, go to the appearance customization tab and apply a single shader that is mostly 1 color to your entire character, try to transmog the most hideous beautiful armor pieces too, then you are now a certified crayon eater, congratulations!
the end
If you have followed the steps and became a certified crayon eater, welcome! now with your new looks and power you can go to crucible matches and destroy those edgy hunters and always get the "Best Dressed" commendation wherever you go! always remember to take your daily dose of crayons so you will maintain your strength, it is also recommended to use the exotic kinetic auto rifle named "Sweet Business" so you can assert dominance to your enemies PVE or PVP.

Good luck out there, fellow crayon eater.
30 Comments
fedayeenwinners  [author] 16 Jan @ 5:25am 
licking them is not enough sadly, you must devour them
LeviathanGSH 15 Jan @ 6:05pm 
I just lick crayons can I still pass AP Crayon eating?
fedayeenwinners  [author] 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:30pm 
that's unfortunate, perhaps you should try consuming more crayons, and if you are a hunter, it means you skipped step 1, which is one of the most important steps
I_are_tired 7 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04pm 
Instructions unclear I threw the crayons up and used them as a shader
Ӿblade 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:06am 
what happens if I am hunter and crayon
[KipperFlip] 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:38am 
i think i did hunter
fedayeenwinners  [author] 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:47pm 
depends, usually you should be a crayon
[KipperFlip] 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am 
am i a crayon or a marker?
memelord120805 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26pm 
Ricola
ma_bordo45  [author] 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22am 
just eat more crayons