This will require of you perfection in the extreme. Do not attempt if you are not able to finish master mode, hitless, within Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.

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Turn on your computer.
If your computer is not on, press the power button.
If your computer doesn't turn on, check the compenents for damage while it is off without removing them, and make sure it's plugged in.
If it is on, make sure the operating system works, otherwise get a disk with an operating system installed via a different computer, and plug it into your operating systemless computer, launch via the disk, and install the operating system.
If it is on and the operating system functions, install Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.

Run Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.
Make sure it is and remains in focus, as in any keystroke you make affects only the tab in question, which should be Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.

Start a new game in Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.
Select a save file in Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.
When selecting difficulty in Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt hold either D, right arrow, or d-pad right for 5 seconds. A new difficulty will appear at the bottom of the list called Reallyjoel's dad.
Select the difficulty Reallyjoel's dad.

Starting out you will be told that you aren't ready, this is true.
Skip everything or listen to how Reallyjoel's dad is high scoring heccer who ruins games in his wake.
Go to Earth Hurtland and listen to the tutorial people for a breif moment.
Try to heal someone and die.
Realize all chests are empty now.
Go into the secret passage house, stop in the middle of the passage and walk up.
You are now nowhere.
Go to the top right corner of nowhere
Walk into the painting
Enjoy break mode music and go read the guide on how to hack yourself across the map.

Go open the files for Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt.
Open one of the 3 remedy.sav files in notepad
Change line 2 from "0" to "1"
Marry someone
You win!