HELLO ADOFAI. YOUR GOD HAS RETURNED.

Its me. IcyDaily. Fabled ADOFAI player and steam guide maker. You may remember me from the guide "How to not get angry while playing ADOFAI" which took 5 minutes to make and is now the 4th most popular steam guide for ADOFAI of all time (what is wrong with you?)

And now i'm back. And this time i wont ♥♥♥♥ up making it and actually put some effort in instead of accidentally writing the full thing within the description.

This guide is dedicated to Raunter, who asked the question "please make a guide on how to not attempt suicide". Being the nice person I am, I accepted.

That part wasn't true, I am kind of making this because my last guide made me around 18k steam points for some reason and i want more, also the community awards keep giving me exp and i wanna level up

SO HERE I AM. ready to amaze hundreds and further cement my spot on the hall of fame for ADOFAI and steam guides. I hope you're ready for this because theres 1 hour and 30 minutes of the day left and i really wanna get this finished before tomorrow

[this is what my clone looks like on cookie clicker please say hello :) ]

i really wanna drag this guide out I really wanna make this guide worth reading and full of information so heres some behind the scenes stuff ive been working on during my hard work of being a steam guide creator:


THIS IS EL GORBO.
SAY HELLO.
one of my many hobbies and interests since my last guides was starting neopets. I know this stuff was only popular like 15 years ago but better late than never right???
anyway El Gorbo was the best name i could come up with because this is 15 years old like i said and most other names are taken

Now you may be asking "IcyDaily you sexy beast, why are you playing neopets?!?!"

because i wanna and im bored ok message me if you want my username or friend code thing idk how neopets works




guys look im insane at this game i hope ur proud of me,,, !!









this is me screwing around with random mods i downloaded on minecraft (I had no idea what tf i was doing and still do not)

look at the flute OOOhOOOOhhhHOO!!




ok so there was supposed to be an image of my endgame cookie clicker progress here but it wont get added to the guide for some reason so u just gotta take my word for it
im currently at 3 vignitillion cookies and im saving sugar lumps until 100 for maximum sugar lump boost (currently on 55)



okay GUIDE TIME!!!

ok guide time

Method 1: Don't play the game
Now I know what the OGs may be thinking:
"IcyDaily you lazy sack of tomatoes, you can't just recycle the exact same method from your last guide! that's rude and probably against Steam TOS!!!"
To you i say I DO NOT CARE!!!! its the best method anyway its not my fault you didnt follow the previous guide. Technically this is allowed because this one is supposed to just be a continuation of the previous. stop crying, leave whining about the most unnecessary stuff to Twitter.


Method 2: Uninstall the game
This method is a real emergency button just incase method 1 doesn't work.
If you're really addicted to the game and can't get your greasy little sausage fingers off of it, you may just need to uninstall the game completely.
I would show images on how to do this, but i'm too lazy, and theres 1 hour of the day left in which i wanna do SOMETHING productive so i'll just link some random youtube video here:
hope this guy explains it well i haven't actually watched the video

Method 3: give me money
now I understand this method may sound a little fishy at first but hear me out:
From today the 2nd July 2023, I will start a service of assassinating you
It's not suicide if I do it instead of you, right? Then it just counts as murder
I charge about a tenner per kill, however there may be extra fees depending on time of day, location, and if you have any special ways you wanna die
If you're interested, slide me a dm and i'll show you my cashapp

Method 4: delete steam altogether
im really running out of ideas right now ngl so alot of these are gonna sound the same
I don't really know how to explain this further so i'll just link another random youtube video tutorial

hope this one works

Method 5: sell your pc
If you somehow keep coming back to this lethal drug of a rythm game, just sell your pc man
idk any good places to sell computers so figure that part out yourself though
however if you sell your pc due to this guide I now legally require a 60% cut of all the money you recieve after it is sold
If you don't give me this money ill see you in court and i'll have you know I have a GREAT lawyer

So there you have it. Volume Two of my insane first ADOFAI guide. This is like if guardians of the galaxy got a sequel. (what do you mean it did?)

If you have any further questions, or suggestions for future guides, just leave them in the comment section of this one

if you like this guide please rate it 5 stars and drop a community award if possible

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its my birthday tomorrow so please wish me a happy birthday also

anyway not sure what else to say so i'm off to play SCP: Secret Laboratory (I play on Freya's Fortress 1 and 2 mostly so you'll see me there hell yeah)


Thank You:
Raunter - the original one who asked for this
The 37 mentally insane steam users who gave me community awards for some reason - thanks for the free steam points lmaooooo
ADOFAI - Making me angry and get a noise complaint from the neighbors due to some of the extra world levels
The Cost Of Living Crisis - thanks for making me bored enough to make this, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cookie Clicker + Orteil - keeping me sane
Leaf Blower Revolution - i quit your game months ago it got so complicated and grindy for me sorry lmaoo
You - thanks for reading this i appreciate it alot (jk no i dont i only appreciate it if you contribute to my ever-growing pile of steam points)

ok bye