Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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HEAVY'S SANDVINCH GUIDE
By Coffee
Heavy teach little men how to make his sandvinch, Hoo-hoo, you will learn so well from me !
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How To make SANDVICH
INGRIDIENTS

White sandwich bread
Bologna
Ham
Swiss cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Green olives (pimento-stuffed)

You have !? is GOOD !
PREPARATION DA !
1 - Lay down one slice of bread.
2 - Lay down bologna. Fold it and layer the folded pieces.
3 - Put ham on top of bologna. Do the same for the ham as for the bologna.
4 - Fold slices of Swiss cheese in two and put on top of meat.
5 - Place several pieces of lettuce on top of that.
6 - Lay sliced tomato on top of lettuce.
7 - Top with second slice of bread.
8 - Slice the bread in half.
9 - Add the olives.Then, last but not least, spear two pimento olives with two toothpicks and stick one in each triangle.

You got it ! SANDVICH !

Pyro !? What you doing !?
Mhm Hmm Hmm mhh Mhmhm

NAP-ALM GUIDE WITH INSTRUCTIONS
The first step is to create the gooey substance, and all you need is some gasoline, a container and a good amount of Styrofoam. Fill the container about halfway up with gas and add broken pieces of Styrofoam until it breaks down and turns into a gel. Keep adding Styrofoam until most of the gas is soaked up or you run out of room. Drain the excess gasoline and reuse if you want to make more. You can take the material and insert it into small film canisters, soda cans, bottles of water or any other container that you want. Pill bottles also work really well.


All you need to do is ignite the material and it will adhere to any surface that it comes into contact with. It will also burn for a very long time. This is exceptionally dangerous and can cause serious injury to unprotected skin. However, it will also act as a powerful deterrent to anyone who is approaching you in a threatening manner.

Finally, you may want to consider adding some phosphorous to the mixture before inserting the fuse. You can use the material that is found on the ends of matches to get the job done. Simply scrape off the ends and pour the powder into the gel, and insert the fuse in the middle. Light, wait, and throw. The gooey mess will spread on impact and create a very difficult situation for anyone who is confronted with this material.
NOOOO PYRO, DON'T TEACH THEM THAT !
44 Comments
godzilla11771 29 Jul @ 12:13am 
I never made such a good sandvich.
bruh 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51pm 
Finally. I can make iconic napalm from Team Fortress 2. Delectable.
DuckShop 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am 
nice guide :demoticon:
coffee. 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
Finally. I can make the iconic sandvich from Team Fortress 2. Delectable.
『M.P. Firebrand』 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm 
thanjk you heavy. now me can make sandvich :demoticon: (may or may not include napalm based mayo)
Goeb24 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm 
Thanks bud! Now I can make sandvich :) (may include gasoline)
td19xb 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm 
do
td19xb 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm 
nah you do...
spinkydinky 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33pm 
:p2wheatley: pyro may have a little brain damage
Bokisha 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am 
instructions unclear , sandvich exploded