The easiest way to do this is to turn yourself into Alyx, canonically Eli desperately wants grandchildren and constantly tries to get Gordon to bang his daughter, you need to change your character to Alyx, to do so open your console and type “change_playable_character_alyx 1” (doing this will unlock the haha freeman you’re banging my daughter ending).

Ask Gordon if you can inspect his ♥♥♥♥, he will reject the offer since he is a highly trained coomer, but if you pass a speech check he will agree and a sex scene will start, this method is tricky since it does not always work, if you fail Gordon will smash your genitals with his crowbar still politely decline.

You can give Gordon the Beer that they owed him, first you must find the Can Combine which has a 0.0001% chance to spawn on the beginning of the game, when you do find this combine throw him in the trash bin, a beer can will jump out of the bin which you can gift to Gordon and he will instantly fall in love with you. But be careful since Barney will be very angry that you stole his beer, and will try to kill you through the game.

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If you don’t feel like doing any of the steps mentioned, you can use console commands to unlock the secret sex scene that was supposed to show on episode three, first type “removeall” (to remove Gordon’s clothes) and “ep3_gordons_bedroom_hot” to teleport to the scene, since it was not properly coded lots of glitches can happen, Gordon will ragdoll all of a sudden, crash your game, stay in a T-pose state or have missing textures on his genitals/missing the model entirely.









I hope this helps you to finally achieve your dreams of having sex with the funny crowbar man!