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5 Stages of Victory (Or defeat for your opponent)

By maxdestroy3r

Do you keep loosing? Are you not rich enough? You dont have 1000 every 5 seconds or whatever? This guide will help you to aggressively manipulate your opponents feeling and destroy them competitively!

- MANIPULATION & IMAGE -

Using your profile, look as intelligent and intimidating as possible. You must intimidate your opponent. Now, before you start, choose the towers (2-3-0 dart monkey, 3-0-2 and 2-0-3 tack shooter, and 0-2-2 buccaneer will do perfectly) and taunt your hearts ♥♥♥♥ at them. Make their ass REALLY angry and make sure you keep up with your taunts, otherwise your an embarrassment to society.

If they are competent and friendly to you, act somewhat friendly back, but still aggressively manipulate.

During the game, say good luck and a thumbs up for temporary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make them go easy. Then later on once your defense is good, taunt the ♥♥♥♥ out of them, and absolutely tank their defense and take that L.

- STRATEGY -

First off, you need a strategy to actually win, before you play with their emotions like a psychopath.

- 2-3-0 Dart Monkey, 3-0-2 AND 2-0-3 tack shooter, and 3-2-0 AND 0-3-2 buccaneer will work perfectly from my experience.

Quincy and Jericho I believe are the best heros for this strategy, but manipulation and offense will be the miracle workers here.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE VERY GOOD DEFENSE!

You cannot look weak to your opponent! DONOT USE HERO ABILITIES OR UPGRADING TOO FAST IN DESPERATION! You must ALWAYS attack! Do not give them an opening to clapping your buttcheeks and taking that trophy!

Place down your hero instantly (Quincy), and then place a 0-2-0 dart monkey aswell. In the next 5 seconds, ♥♥♥♥ on your opponent and send as many bloons as possible, and constantly. Make sure you get atleast 2 (or 3) 2-3-0 Dart Monkeys, a 2-0-3 Tack Shooter, and a 3-0-2 tack shooter.

Look for weaknesses in their defense, and throw in regrow and came properties for a bonus. ONLY use bloon strength powers when you start to see them lose to a certain type of bloon. NEVER use monkey strength powers, that will make you look weak.

If the game persists, place down atleast one 0-2-2 buccaneer (2 is recommended) for camo-regrow leads.
Always spam bloons.

Economy is least important. ALWAYS attack.

- EPILOUGE -

This strategy is extremely good and should work on any map. If done correctly, your opponent will be pissed off, and will be blinded by our army of camo regrow bloons. You should be able to wipe them out before your able to send MOABs. If round persists, spam MOABs like its no tommorrow and ensure they lose. Before they fall to you, taunt the ♥♥♥♥ out of them.

Any suggestions? Let me know down below.