Cities: Skylines II

Cities: Skylines II

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WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET TOO HIGH WHILE PLAYING CITY SKYLINES II
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WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET TOO HIGH WHILE PLAYING CITY SKYLINES II

Suddenly, every little traffic jam in your city feels like a colossal catastrophe? That roundabout you designed seems to be mocking you? You might just be too high for urban planning. But fear not, here’s a step-by-step guide to navigating the hazy skyline of your burgeoning metropolis.




1. STAY CALM
Remember, no real citizens are getting late for work in your city. Take a deep breath, lay back, and appreciate your city's skyline. The virtual citizens can wait.




2. HYDRATE AND SNACK
Grab some munchies and a hydrating beverage. Urban planning is hard work, even in a digital realm. Plus, your digital citizens won't mind the pause — they're patient.




3. GO FOR A VIRTUAL WALK
Take a leisure stroll through your city streets. Inspect the parks, admire the monuments, and ignore the burning buildings for now. They’ll still be there when you get back.




4. TAKE A BATH
Not in the game, silly! In real life. Let your city run itself for a while. It might solve its own traffic problems (but probably not).




5. DISTRACT YOURSELF
Play with the game settings. Turn the day-night cycle on and watch as your city lights up. It’s mesmerizing and might just distract you from the paranoia of whether your city’s budget is balanced.




6. CBD: YOUR URBAN PLANNING ASSISTANT
A bit of CBD may level out your THC high, making zoning decisions a tad easier. Your city’s commercial district will thank you later.




7. CHEW ON A PEPPERCORN
It’s said to help with a THC high. Plus, it might spark some spicy new ideas for your city’s layout.




8. SQUEEZE A LEMON
The citrus aroma is refreshing, and who knows, it might inspire a new botanical garden or a lemonade stand chain in your city.




9. SLEEP IT OFF
Take a nap and dream about the utopian city you'll build once the haze clears. Your digital citizens will carry on.




10. KNOW YOUR LIMITS
Remember, it’s all in good fun. Keep your gaming and smoking enjoyable. Overdoing either could lead to a citywide disaster or a burnt pizza in the oven.




Now, clear the smoke, get back to City Skylines II, and show those virtual citizens who’s the best (high) mayor in town!
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1. STAY CALM
Remember, no real citizens are getting late for work in your city. Take a deep breath, lay back, and appreciate your city's skyline. The virtual citizens can wait.
2. HYDRATE AND SNACK
Grab some munchies and a hydrating beverage. Urban planning is hard work, even in a digital realm. Plus, your digital citizens won't mind the pause — they're patient.
3. GO FOR A VIRTUAL WALK
Take a leisure stroll through your city streets. Inspect the parks, admire the monuments, and ignore the burning buildings for now. They’ll still be there when you get back.
4. TAKE A BATH
Not in the game, silly! In real life. Let your city run itself for a while. It might solve its own traffic problems (but probably not).
5. DISTRACT YOURSELF
Play with the game settings. Turn the day-night cycle on and watch as your city lights up. It’s mesmerizing and might just distract you from the paranoia of whether your city’s budget is balanced.
6. CBD: YOUR URBAN PLANNING ASSISTANT
A bit of CBD may level out your THC high, making zoning decisions a tad easier. Your city’s commercial district will thank you later.
7. CHEW ON A PEPPERCORN
It’s said to help with a THC high. Plus, it might spark some spicy new ideas for your city’s layout.
8. SQUEEZE A LEMON
The citrus aroma is refreshing, and who knows, it might inspire a new botanical garden or a lemonade stand chain in your city.
9. SLEEP IT OFF
Take a nap and dream about the utopian city you'll build once the haze clears. Your digital citizens will carry on.
10. KNOW YOUR LIMITS
Remember, it’s all in good fun. Keep your gaming and smoking enjoyable. Overdoing either could lead to a citywide disaster or a burnt pizza in the oven.
33 Comments
cjcline214 11 Jun @ 10:17am 
This is how we get 420 content creator pack, complete with dispensaries, farms, snoop dogg, willie, and Cheech and Chong all driving around with a fog around the car
Vader420BlazeIt 23 Nov, 2024 @ 2:39pm 
It makes me get lost in this game for hours
NanidelNanudel 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:31am 
so im not the only one who smoked weed while playing this game. Good to know
Aladhruin 25 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
and here I was, thinking I should never play this game on cake. Can't wait to try.
bibbi 28 May, 2024 @ 9:50am 
I have a world called Crunk City which I only play when I'm high. I'm looking forward to what it will morph into in a few weeks.
FriedTeto 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:52am 
whoa mayor? is that you?
Numankind 26 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54am 
most helpful guide on steam! thank you!
zSlitherz 22 Jan, 2024 @ 2:56pm 
life saver
celicacity420 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:57pm 
This is my favorite thing lol!
tr0mp 17 Jan, 2024 @ 8:57am 
When I saw the Epicurean Garden I was so proud of Collosus Order - when I noticed the SNAFU insurance company (low level offices) I knew I would love them no matter what :steamthumbsup:

My doctor recommends to smoke weed every day - his name is Dr. Dre :steamhappy: