Class of '09: The Re-Up

Class of '09: The Re-Up

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How to Drink Soda
By asbestos
This sguide will tell you how to drink soda the really normal way for really normal people.
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Step 1: Obtaining Your Sodie Pops of Choice
You ggo to the store. Any store, they all carry sodas I guarantee it.
Step 2: Quaffing the Divine Nectar
Now you open the soda you have purchased and gulp it. I have provided a diagram for your ease of understanding.
19 Comments
LushBear04 19 Jun @ 4:38pm 
this helped me become normal, thanks!
asbestos  [author] 2 May @ 5:47pm 
sorry to hear that ..
ST4RCR3ST 2 May @ 5:04pm 
false information. the fbi sent a nuke to my house. :tobdog:
Gianni 29 Mar @ 7:47pm 
i accidentally poured gasoline on my cat instead.... now im stuck washing her :(
Killy the Bid 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:54pm 
WHY ARE YOU BUYING SODA IN A SOUP STORE?
spaghettihollynaise 27 Jul, 2024 @ 12:33pm 
instructions unclear:swallowed the whole can like a snake swallowing an egg :needy_cat:
girlnole3 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09pm 
ty but i somehow messed up and the can is in my urethra
strxwberrygvtz 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:47am 
ty for this. one small problem. the can is up my ass :steamsad:
Calla Astra 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:04pm 
Help I chugged La Croix:bouncybomb:
Naut 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:29am 
I can't find any: there's only soup