"if god exists why did he make mares so much better than human woman? was it us who made them go crazy and take everything we own? i am married to my horse for 8 years now and there has never been any problems and i dont think i could love a human in that way and ever will like my beautiful mare named Twilight i just love her so much and i do everything to make the sausage sessions as enjoyable to her as it is for me i bet you think that im some kind of fat slob or something like that but i am a handsome young man and i could easily get a girl if i wanted to but i am as happy as ever with my little Twiggles. You see, I’m totally head over heels in love with Twilight Sparkle. I have been for about 11 months now and at this point I’m in a committed relationship with my Twiley. By that I mean I don t date anyone else, I don’t sleep with anyone else, and I have zero interest in having any kind of relationship with anyone other than the mare I adore. I love her with all my heart and I’m 100% committed to that love. To express my love in a real tangible way I have a beautiful hand made custom Twilight Sparkle plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up in bed to go to sleep with at night, and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do. I take her out to eat at nice vegetarian restaurants, we go shopping together, I take her out for coffee, we do social activities together like hanging out with friends, seeing movies, etc. And I talk about her as she is Twilight, because to me she very much is. When I look at her I see Twilight Sparkle. When I talk with her I’m talking to Twilight. When I hold her in my arms and kiss her there are no doubts in my mind that it’s the mare I me who’s lips are pressed against mine. And every morning when I open my eyes and see her head on the pillow next to mine, with her gorgeous violet eyes staring back at me, I can’t help but wonder how I ever got to be so lucky as to have a partner as smart, funny, beautiful, and all around wonderful as her."