Red cars are bad. They hurt the environment. They hurt animals. There are too many red cars in the world. Destroy all red cars.

This section is to identify red cars.





The following images are all red cars. If you think that a car might be a red car, this guide is for you.
Please also use this guide as a way of consulting to check the steps and make sure this car is red.

The car is red if
- It is red
- Looks red
A simple method I use to identify red cars is "If it is red then it is red".
Pink cars are not red. Please do not hurt pink cars. Please DO NOT hurt any cars that are not, in fact, red. We do not promote the endangerment of non-red cars. I repeat, DO NOT HURT NON-RED CARS.

Before we continue on different ways of damaging and destroying red cars, we must make sure that the tools we use will not affect non-red cars.


This image shows that you should move all non-red cars away from the car that is currently your target.

Next step is to make sure that the car is not aware that you are going to murder it. Different methods work on different types of cars. We will not list them.

Here are 3 possible ways of destroying red cars:

C4


Make sure that non-red cars are not affected by the explosion.


Nuclear Strike


The first strike may not be enough. This method is the cruelest because the first shot may not kill the car, leaving it alive and will feel all of the pain. Do this if you really hate red cars.








Gluon Plasma Diffuser

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