Lethal Company

Lethal Company

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A Simpleton's Guide to Dodge Monsters
By Dr Cracky | OniFans and 1 collaborators
Locusts : Run through them.

Birds: Ignore Them.

Baboon Hawks: GET A MIC! Scream at them! (or use a loud instrument)

Eyeless Dogs: Go sneaky and STFU (if you have a mic)

Hygrodere Slime: Don't touch them, they ain't Slimegirl Waifus.

Circuit Bees: Ignore them, or just grab the hive and leave it at the cockpit of the ship. Be fast AF BOI/GAL!

Bracken / Black Thing: They are Tsunderes, They sneak up at you when you aren't looking, turn around and look at them till they walk away, then go back to your mission.

Forest Keepers: Go sneaky but as far as possible.

Worm: Look at ground earthquake, walk away

Snare Flea: Go to Steam Pipe or ask friend to use wepons!

Spider: Don't disturb them? Whack or Jump Over Nest.

Mask: Don't Wear Them. (Some guy named RIkku unfriended me because I wore it, OVER A GAME!)

Mimic: Just Walk Away or Run, literally no reason to be asking or screaming who is that, they are pretty slow, and also have a sprint meter.

Coils: Just stare at them and find the nearest exit.

Thumper: Run away from them, Parkour or just jump over them. Smack them to a wall, or smack them with your mighty shovel.

Nutcracker: Stand Still, Nothing else. Then whack them, steal their gun and shoot them back.

Red Girl: Don't look at them for more than 3 seconds, they will dissappear. You have 3 chances, Last one , they go happy go lucky skipping to your grave.

Turret: Whack them. Or just dodge bullets, matrix style.

Landmine: Use your ears. If you have no ears, look for beeping red lights or Radar Icons.




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8 Comments
MeetTheClown 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am 
oh, really? i've been destroying my throat because of those damn things
also, for the bracken, look directly at it for a very small amount of time, like half a second. if you look for too long, he gets pissed, and you're a dead man.
davey51a 30 Jan, 2024 @ 4:52pm 
baboon hawks are scared by sight
but dont stare too long or they attack
Valleboy11 25 Jan, 2024 @ 3:44am 
I'm pretty sure the only monsters that are programmed to hear are the eyeless dogs, maybe
Dr Cracky | OniFans  [author] 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:45pm 
It's a bit of a joke text, because I seen people screaming their asses out to scare away them. So I added it for fun
Hong Lu 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:05pm 
SMALL ISSUE: baboon hawks dont care how loud you are, it doesn't affect their ai
it's just a popular myth for some reason
Dr Cracky | OniFans  [author] 19 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20am 
Edited! Thanks for Thumbs up!
Thanos32 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm 
thumpers can not hear. they are deaf and go off of sight.
Jackerost 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am 
wow!