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l-FN-l #1lWirelATM|InvBank|Xp|DarkrplLevelslPointshopl
Some cop goes around weapon checking everyone, sounds to be about eight years old.
"Why do you have a lockpick?"
"Because I'm a thief, I spawned with it."
"Guys, he's a thief, he just admitted it! Arrest him, let's go!"
And then I spend four minutes in jail.
DarpRP is tons of fun if you're not on a server with little kids or those losers that pay the server a thousand dollars so they get a private class that spawns with an M249 and the ability to teleport everywhere.
Maybe it's just my ClockworkRP experience that makes me buttclench at DarkRP. :|
*walk into gun store*
Me: Hi I would like to buy the best gun you have
*Dealer stares*
*Dealer shoots me and screams in a 7 year old tone "I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT!"*
*buys from another dealer*
*goes to take revenge and kills gun dealer*
*6 year old cop jailed me*
*got banned for 5 days from 9 year old mayor*
What I learned from DarkRP... Never trust 1-12 year olds.