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Act 2: Meet the Nine.
By [H.E.] ✟ GrandEmperorVandheer ✟ and 2 collaborators
Greetings TF2!👋

It is we the [H.E.] again with a new guide that we've been willing to create for this month of March. In Act 2, we'll be revealing the 9 TFtubers that we've chosen to govern 9 Tribes of TF2, which is in-fact the right thing to do so.

There names are:
👑SpikeyMikey👑
👑Muselk👑
👑Wamo👑
👑Toofty👑
👑Big Joey👑
👑Uncle Dane👑
👑Skymin Slash👑
👑Zealot👑
👑MrSwipez👑


(Which apparently they remind us of the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings.)
3-by-3 they'll rebuild this once charished community that used to be leaderless, but now they're spirits are being lifted up because we've chosen them to guide TF2 towards the path of Victory, Righteousness, and Valuer. Whether it's saving the game, Tryhard Tuesdays, Fun Facts, Mystery reveals, Heavy Weapon Concepts, visiting Uncletopia from time to time, TF2 cosplay, posting YouTube shorts that makes perfect sense, and humbling those who ware haughty.

Now, many of you would most likely recognized these TFtubers already because of their determination and courage that made them extremely precious to both you and us, plus how much they mean't.

Note: Before we dive deep into Act 2, these guides created by the [H.E.] are intended for educational purposes only, we also do not tolerate cyberbully or harassment or any kind! With that being said... enjoy the guide!😇
   
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SpikeyMikey
Also known as The Scoutsalot.

He's a stage 10 scout main where his speed and agility knows no bounds. As a TFtuber he loves TF2 so much so that deep down in his heart, he believes that the Bot Crisis can only end if the TF2 Community had made smarter, yet tactical decisions of wiping the bots out of casual. Yes, votekicking is one of those tactics, but taking the fight to them head on would be considered a worthy challenge.

Mikey has 7 traits:
Run like the wind!: As this applies to him, all what he does when playing scout is that he's slightly quicker than other scout mains.
Shared Chivalry: Though not much is said about this trait, it makes him willing to help those in need.
Zoom! Zoom!: Dodges enemy fire momentarily without fear of getting hit. (Sort of.)
Know your trades: Once a full-time YouTuber who plays TF2, he's also a well-trusted trader who uses TF2 trading sites a lot, we say he's probably getting his hands full at the moment.
Righteous Dash: Whenever mikey double-jumps, it can be illustrated of how he lunges forward by jumping once and than leaps back by jumping a second time in the air. Either that or jumping side-to-side.
Tiny annoyance gets crushed!: Mikey REALLY hates mini-sentries! And we're not joking here. So the idea for Scout mains is to simply not play scout. Right? Well, in his case, that is not the only solution.
Crusader's Calling: We've learned that Mikey was the one who orchestrated the saving of TF2 by endorsing the community to shout for aid which did receive a response. Thus he can and will do it again one way or another.

Though generic the mikey-traits maybe. It does not change the fact that he's gifted with a unique light to shine, specially towards other scout mains who can see his perspective.
Muselk
Commonly known as the Patriarch.

He is a stage 10 Soldier main who literally enjoys Tuesdays. That's why he calls it 'Tryhard Tuesdays' because of his hyperactive dexterity, but truth been told... he's not entirely perfect. Though when it comes to killstreaks in twenties, it can be a lot more difficult, even for Muselk whenever he gets a little too over-confident. But we still believe he has that determination similar to Spikeymikey's bravery.

Muselk has 6 traits:
Best roommate: Just imagine Muselk and Toofty sticking together as partners like the Soldier and the Demoman. When this happens, it immediately make them a duo.
The Maggot's Pan: Suppose whenever Muselk uses a golden pan, it can be illustrated of very hungry caterpillars using some sort of venom which turns it's victims to gold.
Confidence at the right time: Muselk is very strategic of knowing when to bolt out and show his face of justice towards his foes.
Defender of medical aids: It would seem ironic of how instead of medics are the ones protecting Muselk... it's Muselk protecting medics, thus the other way around.
Identifying new enemy: About Tryhard Tuesdays... there were only some where Muselk was faced with an impossible choice. And yes, it's bots that have been standing in his way. But still! That doesn't stop him for fulfilling his analysis on how to defeat them.
Curse Breaker: Little did the TF2 community knew that Muselk had a hidden power which he can deliberately shatter 101 curses a year. (Specially in Halloween events.)

So with that mind with these Muselk-Traits that have been passed down to future Soldier mains, we say he's like... funny, took a long break from TF2 to other games, inspired others within his respective Tribe to carry on his legacy, and the best thing about him... is his Joy of this game.
Wamo
Aka, the Drama-Breaker.

As this title suggest. Wamo is in fact a stage 10 Pyro main where his flames can incinerate his opponents at will, if necessary. In Chill Zone, he's been loved, while others... he was hated without logical reason. (So in this section regarding Wamo, we'll do our best to keep this part of The Nine as civil as we could.) So what Wamo usual does is revealing fun facts about TF2, and mostly uncovering some hidden truths which are both dark and painful to some, while others do not appear to have any quarrel with such matter.

Wamo has 3 Traits:
Plasma Breath: Just imagine Wamo getting some sort of buff which enables him to unlock the ability to spew plasma bombs out of his mouth as an illustration of whenever he uses the Dragon's Fury, but 9 times better.
Drake Rider: Another imaginary concept of whenever Wamo comes back, it would be interesting if he can transform himself into a literal dragon with at least one of the Pyro Mains riding on top of him.😅
Destroyer of Toxicity: If the truth been told as of now; Wamo had a hidden power which allows him to annihilate any toxic behaviors that not only opposes him, but others that he cares about who are in danger. Just by intervening and humbling those who are in the wrong.

Consider Wamo both a hero and an inspiration to other Pyro mains out there who would most likely finish what he started in a positive way(not negative) and although he may not have any desire of TF2 Chill Zone being a clan of pyros, but sadly that might be inevitable compared of his original intentions.
Toofty
Commonly known as The Tactician.

A Stage 10 Demo main who's mindset in aiming, planning, tactical advancement makes him an expert of demolition. To keep things in mind he has done incredible research on the demoman before becoming stage 10.

Toofty has 7 traits:
Bombing run: After sticky-jumping, Toofty can hit his targets from a far at mid-air.
Juggle your opponent: This happens not only for Toofty but for other demo mains who place either stickies or pills from their grenade launchers right where the enemy is walking towards which sends them flying uncontrollably in the air until next impact.
Hybridman: Thought it doesn't look like Toofty is worried about this combination. It's whenever he equips any shield without stickies, and uses that extra speed to get away from ugly situations.
Trap Reveal: When Toofty uses the Quickielauncher, it's where he knows there are sticky traps almost everywhere. So what does he do in order to 'diffuse' the stick traps? He fires one from his quickie to the obvious pile of stickies and detonates it remotely.
Anti-Troll technique: This is where Toofty uses the Sticky Jumper and fighting a bunch of trolldiers market gardening by using rocket jumpers. In Toofty's case, that's where he proved them wrong. Which turns out on maps such as Badwater, it only takes 3 seconds to leap across long distance.
Statue Pretender: As this name applies. Toofty can pretend to be AFK as long as he wants while the enemy team is fooled of believing like he left his computer running but in truth, he never left. So by placing either stickies that are not obvious or simply using his grenade launcher, or perhaps use his melee weapon that gives him a big chance of crits that can one hit scouts, engineers, snipers, and spies, and sometimes other classes.
Surfs up: Muselk wasn't the only one who is surfing around while jumping, Toofty was also.

Although making a demoman clan was not his goal nor his original intention at all, but some of us are convinced otherwise. Like Wamo and other TFtubers who are in this category, the Toofty that we know would most likely desire even those who are not main demoman to have fun and that's it.
Big Joey
Aka, The Golden King of McHeavymar.

The only wholesome Heavy main at stage 10 that started off with was Big Joey. Many might assumed he's less tactical than the other TFtubers... but do not be fooled! For he is a lot smarter than you might think, than the battles that Joey has fought.

Big Joey(Or King Joey as we call him.) Has 5 traits:
Brute Silence: Joey is equipped with the primary weapon known as the Tomislav, when deployed, he can't make any sounds.
Banana Split: His secondary item which is a passive one is the Second Banana which does heal him a lot faster than the sandvish and had a shorter cooldown.
Fast Punch: Joey's melee weapon that he uses is the G.R.U. While being uses it does give him the speed advantage but if he using it long enough it will drain out his hp. But thankfully he already figured that out.
Self-Esteem buildup: This trait undoubtedly fits in this category because Joey has embraces what he truly is... a heavy main. Thus wrote down the things that were both positive and negative which will apparently not necessarily affect the other heavy mains only but other TF2 players who are not.
Zeus Mode: This trait when activate, allows King Joey to enter this stage to make him feel like he's Zeus which occurs as the energies start to spike off the charts.

Is one of those days as we think about Joey is the fact that TF2 changed his life forever. And yes, there were dark times, and yet there were brighter moments. Some of us have mixed feelings of Joey going through toughest challenges in life that have been intentional has he embarks on a path towards progress and satisfaction. Thus we've encourage all heavy mains to make Big Joey their king.
Uncle Dane
Commonly known as the Architect.

As a master of engineering Dane has been well known even to non-engineer mains, based on his intellect and crafty resolve. Like Big Joey and Toofty, Uncle is also considered to be both smart and defensive, plus knows exactly what he's doing.

These are the 8 traits that Uncle Dane possessed:
Combat Creativity: It would be less obvious of placing buildings away from each other at long distance.
Texas's franker: With the sacrifice of construction, he doesn't need to build stuff.
Ranger of the south: We would only assume whenever Dane goes battle-engie. He would most likely use the Widowmaker and mini-sentries.
Tech Rotations: Of course, you have to move your buildings to crank it up a noch.
One for All: Uncle Dane is a master of executing every class possible, Scouts, Soldiers, Pyro, Demomen, Heavies, Engineers, Medics, Snipers, Spies. You name it!
Assault Structures: Little did his opponents can normally expect, Dane can place his sentry or mini-sentry somewhere that is 1% obvious in tight spots that can and will leave the enemy team clueless.
Technological Opportunity: This trait also applies to every other Engie main besides him.
Rocket Grab: It's worth noting that any class can using Soldier's rockets or Demoman's grenade launcher on the enemy team to leap in large distance. But the way Dane does it is 9000 times better.

Though Uncle Dane does make a good career on YouTube, and the traits that were listed in this category fairly suits him. The 'Hot Takes' He has uncovered was only at 50%, yet the other 50% he didn't agree with. Heck! Everyone has their own sense of taste and humor. Overhaul; Uncle Dane as a stage 10 Engie main is undoubtedly a legend and an inspiration of engineering. And you think he's the only TFtuber fun to watch...? Just wait until we get to the remaining three on this guide.
Skymin Slash
Commonly known as the Maiden.

She is a TF2 Cosplayer which is quite enjoyable. And as a TFtuber, her favorite class has always been the medic, thus she has to be a stage 10 medic main to be sure as far as we're aware. Yet there has been situations where Skymin... has to deal with the shenanigans.

Skymin has 4 traits that you did not know that she had behind the scenes:
Take your pills!: When streaming and playing the game at the same time. Skymin has a hard time struggling to control her mouth and temper. (But not in a toxic way.) Though overtime after taking a break, she usually switches back to more productive matters on YouTube.
Don't copy me!: Thought not intently on purpose, but when other TF2 players go medic with a somewhat identifiable cosmetics. Not only that, but causes other TF2 players who are not even Medic Mains to post portraits of herself. (Depending on Skymin's mood.)
The Maiden's Lullaby: Skymin has in fact a lovely voice as she sings. This can only be heard to TF2 players who are listening.
Heavy Medic combo: We knew that both Big Joey and Skymin Slash would be a perfect combo like the meet the medic clip as we've observed and has been passed down in every player who go both Heavy and Medic. Yet in their case, they're rarely seen in action.

Perhaps either the majority or the minority of TF2 Community had underestimated of what Skymin is capable of. Loved by many, yet criticized by others. Although like Big Joey's scenario, TF2 had also changed her life for the better, even as a TFtuber. And as a Cosplayer; not everyone had the appreciation, but that doesn't stop her for doing the things that she wanted to do.
Zealot
Also known as the Capitulite.

Listen! We know that Zealot has said and done things that were a little harsh from time-to-time, yet it is worth understanding that he does make some excellent points. Like Wamo who have been wronged against, Zealot too was also been falsely accused of sins that he did not commit. And as a Sniper Main(Assuming he's stage 10) He hasn't been seen in-game ever since 4-5 years when he started his YouTuber career.

Zealot has possessed 4 traits that some of you might be familiar:
How a Marksman thinks: Similarly but not identical tactics compared to Big Joey, Toofty, and Wamo. Zealot's mind strategies behind corners so that he won't get hit by enemy snipers after fully charging. (This trait was also passed down to other sniper mains.)
Pop goes the weasel!: When taking cover behind objects that are half his height while either holding or pressing shift, it will protect him from getting headshotted rather than hiding behind the corners.
Peekaboo!: Originally this was suppose to be a trait for Swipez. Yet Zealot had developed something more than that... the use of Bushwacka and Jarate while no one is paying attention.
Meme Dankster: As this trait applies to him, Zealot is well known for posting tons of meme compilations on YouTube.

Regardless of what Zealot has done or said in the past, he is nonetheless a member of the TF2 family, along with the other 8 TFtubers. Thus; it would be far better for both sides to be forgiving and merciful than to cast judgement left and right. Otherwise some sub-community might have no other choice but to 'capitulate'.
MrSwipez
Aka, The Blade Master.

So you've probably known him for his expertise of stealth and precision. A stage 10 Spy Main who will forever be the first of all other spy mains out there. Therefor, if he had ever wanted glory, he would most likely give it to someone greater than he.

Swipez has 7 traits that you should be afraid of:
Flex: As usually Swipez has been well-known with his stretches. While playing TF2 with such high ping, it may look liked it was a trickstab but he was actually a couple meters away. (Odd, yes?)
Spy's Gigachad: Swipez is also well-known as a body builder. Perfectly shaped as usual.
Fire wind: Swipez has learned to use enemy projectiles, even using Pyro's air-blast to his advantage to stab his foes.
One Bullet: All it takes is one shot on other classes that are low on health. As a result, makes the proud begin to melt in humility. (Not necessarily humiliation.)
Peeler of faces: It's obviously face-stabbing. Except the way he does it is 9000% times better.
Pride is for the weak!: As a Twitch Streamer, lets just say that he has a reputation of humbling twitch-snipers(Not actually snipers in TF2) for becoming enraged for no reason. Thus it was time for Swipez to put them out of their misery.
Assassin's Righteousness: Swipez has mostly been ruthless to his critics, but he's also gentle in spirit to those who he cares for. And we respect him for that.

Many spy mains gazed at him with honor, respect, and Inspiration, thus elevating him at the pinnacle of a highly-skilled assassin. Unlike Wamo or Toofty who has no desire for creating clans for their own. Swipez on the other hand did desire to create a clan of spies, thus has already done so for the benefit of others within his clan(which will apparently become a Tribe of Spies).
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[H.E.] ✟ GrandEmperorVandheer ✟  [author] 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:33am 
@TF2

Prepare to meet your Tribal Leaders.