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CS2: The Ridiculously Short and Hilarious Guide
By Lxke.
Welcome to CS2: The game where bullets fly and friendships die! Get ready for a whirlwind tour of this absurdly fun game. Let's dive right into the madness:
   
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Category: Achievements
Languages: English
Category: Getting Started, Individual Skill, Team Strategy, Competition, HUD & UI, Maps, Modding & Scripts
Modes: Bomb Defuse, Hostage Rescue, Demolition, Arms Race, Deathmatch
Equipment: Knives, Pistols, Rifles, Sniper Rifles, Shotguns, SMGs, MGs, Grenades, Gear
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1. Shoot Stuff:
  • Step 1: Aim at the enemy.
  • Step 2: Click to shoot.
  • Step 3: Miss every shot and panic.

2. Get Shot:
  • Step 1: Don't pay attention.
  • Step 2: Suddenly realize you're getting shot.
  • Step 3: Blame lag.

3. Buy Random Guns:
  • Step 1: Open the buy menu.
  • Step 2: Close your eyes.
  • Step 3: Spam clicks until you hear a gun sound.

4. Rage Quit:
  • Step 1: Die one too many times.
  • Step 2: Scream obscenities.
  • Step 3: Alt + F4. Never return.

5. T-Bagging Etiquette:
Step 1: Kill an enemy.
Step 2: Crouch rapidly over their lifeless body.
Step 3: Hope they don't have a mic.

6. Communicate Like a Pro:
  • Step 1: Get a mic.
  • Step 2: Shout random callouts.
  • Step 3: Ignore everyone else's callouts.

7. Become a Pro Player:
  • Step 1: Play for 10,000 hours.
  • Step 2: Develop carpal tunnel syndrome.
  • Step 3: Still suck at the game.

8. Secret Cheat Code:
  • Step 1: Press Alt + F4.
  • Step 2: Enter your credit card information.
  • Step 3: Get scammed and cry.

9. Ninja Defuse Tactics:
  • Step 1: Wait until the bomb is planted.
  • Step 2: Hide in a corner.
  • Step 3: Pray they don't see you.

10. Accept Defeat:
  • Step 1: Lose the match.
  • Step 2: Admit you're terrible.
  • Step 3: Queue for the next game immediately.
Conclusion
Congratulations! You're now a certified CS2 expert. Go forth and spread chaos on the virtual battlefield. Just remember: it's all fun and games until someone buys a Negev.
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