POSTAL Brain Damaged

POSTAL Brain Damaged

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Postal Brain Damaged how to speedrun Level 1: Straight Outta Suburbia
By Tarch
Level 1: Straight Outta Suburbia Speedrun Guide

First off, go to the window left of the staircase. Open it and piss on the electrical panel, it should explode. Quickly restart the level, you should hear another explosion. This means the garage doors are opened and you can begin the speedrun (note that you have to do this process every other try). Once you begin go outside through the garage the garage door should be open. Quickly slide jump to the spooky house where you will get the shotgun and the yellow key. You cannot jump over the first gap there is an invisible barrier. Go to the other side using the yellow door and then, instead of going through the tunnel to get to the blue key jump over the gap that's to the left where the blue is located. Jump then quickly hook onto the guy on the ledge. (Don't get mad if you can't hook on to him because sometimes he runs away. Make sure you are able to jump high enough to safely get to the other side of the gap). Then get the blue key and head over the hill with the tilted houses. I found it harder to beat the time if you quickly hook onto the yellow floating devices. (I kept on falling into the abyss). Take your time if needed because the process you should have done in the beginning (pissing on the electrical panel then restarting) gives you a 20-30 second head start. Afterwards, once you reach the end go through the back of the house because I found it to be faster because trying to jump over the crowd of dogs and old farts is harder than you think. Then quickly click on the television then the level ends. Hopefully you should have beaten the time. If not, try again. You'll only improve your skill by trial and error. Thanks for following my guide and I hope this will help you in getting the achievement.
   
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4 Comments
Tarch  [author] 2 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
Np :steamthumbsup:
AfraidCrawdad90 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm 
Holy shit bro I could suck you for that hint with the window and electrical box. Made this speed run so much easier, I appreciate it immensely
Dilly 7 May, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
tuff guide
EcoRain 24 Apr, 2024 @ 8:37am 
Will pissing on my computer help me with this speedrun?