Duct Tape is the ultimate tool for doo doo heads like us, we can give it to dorks to help build things AND stuff, so be sure to go out and grab as much as you can for your scientists that are cursed to be with you.




You can also right click on tools that have durability and fix it with duct tape!















Duct tape can also be crafted be sure to make some for on the go fixin' youll be loved by your people.

You got two things you many gotta handle your self, sleeping and having to discharge feces from the body.

Lucky you everything you need is in the facility.

Three cushion long couches can be laid down which will let you sleep.

Bathrooms are clearly labeled on the walls so LOOK AROUND INNIT.

Be sure to help out by grabbing general goods with important tools like hammers and knifes found around the map.

Right click furniture with the hammer to get basic materials from it and to clear out space for building and crafting. DONT BREAK PLAYER MADE STRUCTURES YOU WONT GET CRAP BACK; I think, I broke a crafting table once to try to get the materials back, it did not work.


































If you can get your hands on a knife SLASH EVERYTHING THAT AINT HUMAN to get sweet sweet meat, be sure to bring meat to a chef or put it on a pan on a stove and get COOKIN(Stand infront of the meat until it gets all tanned)




























Your last duty as a doo doo head is to get any voice modifier that can blow out your mic or yell at 167 dB thats its almost night time when you check your watch by pressing the T button, the T stands for time by the way, HA doesnt matter when you check it, just always be ready to yell it.

Through out the facility there are security bots that will murder you to DEATH at 9:00 PM sharp. They hide in closets cause they ARE BABIES. BE SURE to hit them while they are charging during the day to PISS EM OFF! once they start chasing keep em close and bring em to your spawn so you can kill THEM TO DEATH with you being ok to DIE!












You may also chose to give the old Dead by Daylight song and dance with a good old table or flowerbed or whatever rectangle that can get in his way and just hit around the corner and run, you wont get hurt if your an epic gamer and youll GET INFITNTEEE SOOODDDAAAA





















They will keep respawning so you get ALL the soda you want, oh OH and I guess you get a bunch of cool tech and metal but thats for the dorks to think about not you doo doo head!

Listen some dumb idiot just died fighting a bug and fell over, what do we do?

well doo doo head you should scream that someones down! then hold B and pager to show everyone what deh you at if you know WHAT i mean


After all that crap go up to them and press E to get em on there feet, be sure to say some corny crap like "They really cleaned your clock"





BE sure to stab them with those expensive needles you probs wont have the materials on your person cause your a doo doo head so just steal it for the greater good.