Wargame: Red Dragon

Wargame: Red Dragon

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How to into: ANZAC
By Rum
The best and only way to master the masters of combat. Not for those easily offended.
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The Basics
So you want to play the ANZAC, well first watch this and understand the mentality of the ANZAC.

Infantry
Infantry is simple. Does it have the SLR? If yes, take it. If no then don't use it

Whats that? Commando '90s, Digger '90s and SASR are better? Well do you think the ANZAC ran up the beaches of Gallipoli so you could use a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kraut gun? Enjoy your SLR.

RBS 70 gets a free pass, might be the gun of some Northern Barbarians but it is a good one. Same applies for the MRAAW.
Support
Support is easy. Do you want Rapiers or Rapiers, and do you want to drown them in rounds at short or long range?
Tanks
God gave you Centurions so use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Want something with a little more kick? Get one of the Scorpion, don't matter which.

Want to use a Leopard because they're good? Well I'm sure it is and goes perfectly with your handbag you wet girl, the ANZAC didn't die in the wars so you could use some wetgirl's tank from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Krauts.
Recon
I'll be surprised if you somehow ♥♥♥♥ this up. Everything here is perfect so if you managed to get it wrong you need to re-evaluate your life.
Vehicles
Not much in the way of traditional vehicles for the glorious ANZAC so you want to get tank destroyers in the form of ATGMs.

You've got Milans, Milans, Wombats and ENTACs, your vehicle section should be great now. You want TOW-2s? I'm sure you do, also want the game to play itself you pancy?
Helos
Bushrangers

Job done.
Jets
Seems the fool buying the ANZAC their gear got it right for once, their aircraft are bloody perfect apart from a single dead weight. The F-111C.

Sure, with the F-111C you can nuke entire towns but what do you think the ANZAC would think? You think they died for Australia so you could be a coward and kill your enemies from the air with cheap crap like this? Mirages and Hornets are jets for Men, F-111Cs are jets for women.
Naval
Only fitting for the ANZAC to have some naval but it seems the Frogs in charge of this game forgot that nations have navies. So you're going to want some glorious British Type 21 Frigates, fresh from sinking the Argie ♥♥♥♥♥ off the coast of the FALKLANDS.

Get some more British gear if you want it, the Tornadoes and Lynxs as well as the supply boat if you don't want to batter ram enemy ships insteads of repairing.

Rest goes into Diggers in boats, make the lads who died at Gallipoli proud.
The end
By now you probably have a real top-notch deck that'll make the ANZAC proud, now go fight the squinty eyed menance and hit it where it hurts. Right good and proper.
100 Comments
Cystic Fibrosis 26 Apr, 2022 @ 7:23am 
Isn't the Fremantle an ANZAC ship as well?
Glizzy Gladiator 28 Apr, 2021 @ 9:11am 
You did not just say the Hornet is a man's jet. Pussy shit that for pilots who can't fly planes and don't know how to look out a window. You think the RAAF would turnfight Zeros in spits only to have some teenagers playing a video game in the sky with their fancy schmancy systems and SA boosters?
NERV 5 Oct, 2018 @ 4:35pm 
Fuckin' oath mate.
Rum  [author] 31 Aug, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
The Lewis was an American made LMG.
Incel 31 Aug, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
yeah because the britbong lewisgun wouldn't work in a mans enviroment
Rum  [author] 31 Aug, 2017 @ 11:10am 
We're not the ones who couldn't shoot some fucking birds.
Incel 31 Aug, 2017 @ 4:24am 
yet we dont blow wind up our arse by naming ourselves the "united" kingdom like a bunch of nonces
Rum  [author] 31 Aug, 2017 @ 2:32am 
Christ, you colonials are a soft bunch.
Incel 30 Aug, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
yes, when it comes down to it NZ and Australia will always have eachothers back
Tommin 30 Aug, 2017 @ 12:51pm 
all banter aside, australia has always been a friend.