so you may have been playnging isaac for a while now and realisde: "wait this item is hurting me" but you have already picked it up

if you can relate to this this guide may be for you

if you are a Filthy Cheater™®, you can use the debug console (you can enable this in the options.ini file through the 'users/<username>/documents/my games/binding of eye sack' filepath) to remove the item like the Filthy Cheater™® you are

if you are more cultureud howevere you may want to resort to this method:

sacred hart

it gives you a tears DOWN!!!!1!! (really???)
if you find this imtem in the angle room i recommend you go for a much more based item such as stigmata that doesnt nerf youre stats like this

#2

number two

this is bafd it makes you fard to death if you hold fire down too long
those who are less skiled at isaac may say it has "utility" but they don't have more than 7 hours on the game like i do so you know who's word to take now

dull razer
FAKE POSER ITEM 🤮🤮🤮

why would you take a fake awful razor that can't even do damage??? just take the normal one it actually works unlik this poser thing
real rasers 😎

the mined

desptite it's minecraft themed name, this item does not give youv the ability to get dimonds or to become a creepor like in the game


also the mined doesnt even give any stats you hadr one job enmund

technologogy

obvously according to all known laws of enumeraton, large numer is better than small one
because of this if presented with the choice betwene pathetic technol ogy 1 or the big number technology 2, you should go for the one with the large amount becuase that means it is better

left bad!!!1! right good

what about a good item? thers too much negativty here tbh we need some happy ness as well

THE WIZ

this very good high quality itme gives you two shots at a time AND wider coverage!!!1 always take this if it appears, even if the other item happens to be dead bird (which is also cool becausde of global range) trust me on this one

microwaved steak

this item when consumed, makes you feel verv sick and forces you to go up a staircase (dangerus) in order to throw up

despite this, sunny seems to eat it in the first place despite the fact his house has no electr oh wait wrong game

don't pick this




please

r key (item)

why would you ever use this?? it literly just restartds your run when the r on your keybord does the same thing!!!! it's just a waste of an item

also, why is this thing so rare? again, it just restarts your run like the r on your keyboard does??? wasted potental

my reactiomn to r key (it does one thing and it's useles) DOWN ARROW

mushroom

this item is an uh oh substance (dr ug) which is VERY bad for you! you shouldn't take these in generasl, yet alone in isacac

also, the mushroom doesn't make you mario, which is total a ripoff (like the mined from earlier) i am reporting this item to the cia now

also it makes you big which is cring because the enemies can hit you moreeasily

20 20

based on the whole "big area" thingm, this item is bad becuas not only does it have a bad area of effect (only in front), it also givesd you a DAMAGE DOWN



the wiz is much better becouse it cuvers a wide area when firing, also 20/20 is cringe because based on the numbre hypothesis from earlier, it has several twos and zeroes, meaning the number is low and bad

if that wasn't enough to send this "item" to the bottom tear, its 2020 number also refereces the cringe kromer virus year which made everyone sad and weak (reference to the item being bad)

if you are being anoyed by easy bosses such as this one:



you may feel like items like gnawed leaf are a good option





WRONG

nawed leaf is bad!!!
it seems very cool being abl to make you invicible but you literally can't attack while its active, wasted potential tbh lowkey bad item

it also gives you a fury tail but that doesn't do anything so yea kinda mid

d3AD ON1ON



this 1tem is pretty b4d tbh, it gives a sh0t sp33d down!!!!
some peeple m4y say it is d3cent, but they 4re rong becaus i am r1ght

rrrrotten baby


this baby is very UGLY 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😡😡🤮😡🤮🤮🤮🤮

why would you pick the ugly orphanagage babry when you can get a much nicer looking child in the form of rainbow baby (prety colours) instead of the ugly one???


it also spawns flies, and flies are bad, so don't pick up this ugly child or else you may have to use the r key (THE ONE ON YOUR KEYBARD, THE ITEM IS BAD AS SAID BEFOUR)

YUCK EW UGLY CRINGE FARD BABY 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

this item is very trahs because you can only find it in really rare plantnentanariums (which cheet you out of potentially really good treasure room prizes such as bozo (it can heal you) and key bum (drops items 4 you to pick up)

it is also very situationle because you will only find it like once every 3 weeks of playing becuas planemntamanamriums never turn up (i can prove this because i never find them, even though i look all the way through sheol every run)

please avoid this item or else

another gud item is needed 2 make thise tier list steam guide more positiv


tm trainer adds an ifintiinte number of items to the game!!!! it also has a chance of making you win the game (if you press alt and f4 at the same time the chances are improvd):

tm traine is also a referece to pikichu game which is a cool referenc and will make you become unbeatabl like ash ketchem from pokemon go, AND it's an referece to taited eden (from bind of isaac) which gives you a cool gliched desing and epik p0wers :D




and now back to the bad iskac item guids

the d6 is a piece of caca that rerols the rooms item

you may be asking "why is this hear"? but htere is good reason trust me, that being that eternul d6 is the same but charges 3 times as faste with a very small chance of killing the item (which is worth it)



also you can keep your active slot free for either eternel d 6 or for another good active like jar of fly or you're mothers pill bag thing

tox-ick shock


toxic shock smels really bad (becus it makes green smoke when you go in the room which is like a rlly big far t) and not only this it is very bad agains't bosses!!!

you collect this "quality" "2" "item" expecting toxic damagagage to wipe the screen but even very easy bosses like blue baby and the lamp don't die to it whic ihs is very cringe

drum roll please

[DRUM ROLL NOW]

i present to you the worst©™® item in isac

it is
























BRIM STONE


he he he ha i am obviously joking the actual worst item is clearly psi fly



ok so this fly (which is a fly which is bad) is supposted to protect you, but it constantly moves away from you towards randum things and leaves you vulnerible 💀💀💀
it thinks its go sreat with its purple colour and weird name (how do i spel phsye fhlye) but it then flies around like a caffienated squiriel and makes u feel exposed like a twitere user

it also claims to "do damage" but it only does ONE (1) (one) damgage per hit which is very week
why have weak ahh fly that moves really weirdly when you can have distant anmiredr which is consistint and does way more dps???? psy fly is not doing well in the polls


finally, psayyyyy fly is a quilaty 4!!! this overstatement disgusts me a lot so pleese join me in using good familiers like <item name> and <item name> today thabks

now u know how to avoid the bad items in isack and win every* run!!!! just keep an eye out for curse rooms so you can find missing page in them!




thank you for reading i hope you're runs go much better now be sure to upvote and subscribe in the description for more epic content :face_with_tears_of_joy:

*may not actually win runs