Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to Deal With Friendlies Most Efficiently [Casual {+} Certain Community Servers]
By Tututerokツ雨 and 9 collaborators
An actual Steam guide in the sea of irrelevant meme spam to assist real players of Team Fortress in votekicking toxic self-insertive idling griefers that forbid shooting in shooters in places where they aren't supposed to be.
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Intro
Everyone who isn’t a friendly is tired of friendlies,
hence this guide to aid actual players of Team Fortress to be able to play the shooter in places where only they should be.
Efficient Methods
You may want to start a votekick on your friendly with a different reason stated beforehand and then keep typing/saying “F1 F1 F1 F1” until the vote is over, and ask the enemy team to votekick the enemy friendly for a different valid case of disrupting the game.

They are friendlies/griefers” reasons almost never work.
Reminder that you are able to call votekicks in case someone is *cheating*.

Perhaps there would be an opportunity for you to accuse the friendlies of *killing other friendly "players"* so their team votes them out.

When you kill the enemy friendlies, and you feel like your "teammates" are about to initialize the votekicking procedure you need to be faster to call a votekick on your friendly sympathizer.

Piece of advice.
You're, likely, still going to be votekicked, but hey, you took a griefer with you.

You could disguise as your "teammate" friendly to strike the members of the enemy team down if they fall for your act.

You could also try killing the enemy friendly + taunting afterwards over and over again until they are no longer a friendly, if it's safe to do on the server. By "safe" I mean there is no chance people would votekick you for simply playing the shooter game as intended.

This is the concept,
the rest is your imagination.



if you face a greater amount of friendlies than actual players, which is absurdly common, there is not much room to handle the matter properly, sadly…

But there’s one, kinda meh, solution to avoid being votekicked by friendlies.
The fix is to queue in a party, preferably of six.

Autobalance can get in the way though.
And this might be too complex…



I humbly and subjectively think you should always try to impel friendlies to play the game by any (standard) means. Use every opportunity you have, never give up aiming to free non-friendly servers like official VALVe ones and non-friendly community servers from friendlies.

Ignoring friendlies is not an option, they literally "multiply" (invoke the others to become a friendly) if you do, and they are way worse than any of the cheaters in so many ways, because, for example, they are normalized and harder to kick.

It’s a shooter, not a tea party.

I persynally believe you’re part of the problem by not attacking them in a PvP setting and acting like they are a non-issue, the choice is still yours ofc-y, but please keep that in mind.


|TL;DR F1 HACKER F1 F1 F1 F1|
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Outro
Thank you for potentially reading this,
Goodbye!
274 Comments
Graceful Jabberwocky  [author] 16 Jul @ 12:21am 
you're*
martinfam789 15 Jul @ 9:02pm 
Your a poop head
5 Jul @ 3:38pm 
@Viper.Keya
Traps are NOT gay!! - Public
10,583 Members | 647 In-Game | 3,032 Online | 719 In Group Chat

never speak again with a group like that on ur profile btw
Bringerofimmensestupidity 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
Whiney ass piss-baby unable to comprehend that "grown-ass men" can have opinions on video games below.
ᓚᘏᗢ Viper.Keya 5 Jul @ 2:39pm 
grown ass men making thse btw

if i didnt know this was an obvious ragebait i would be mad lol

anyway see ya!
:steambored:
"Kris" 2 Jul @ 8:49am 
Yeah the friendlies
TotallyNotASpy 2 Jul @ 12:55am 
one problem, you have failed to understand that the funny
kemochan 29 Jun @ 3:27pm 
räpë friendlies
28 Jun @ 12:25pm 
true even less
Feodor 28 Jun @ 12:21pm 
well the people who have no proof that someone is a "ped0" should have zero rights at all
atleast get some proof man idk