About the jumping. Clearly one hits the space bar for jumping, but there's other stuff you can do.

• Accelerate. Man one can move ridiculous fast by holding down the space bar. Great for catching up for a punch snowball combo. Of course, the ice makes stopping harder.
  
  
• Climbing. These penguins must be equipped with suction feet or something, one can climb up walls, trees just by again, holding the space bar. Really nice when one's about to fall in the water but is on the edge. Well, the wall kinda has to be slanted like 80 degrees max or something.
  
  
  
• Bomb Jumping. Basically, TF2 Rocket Jumping but with the purple spiky powerup for height. There's one map where this is particularly useful to get the only Sednaegg.

The infamous hold down key at near game end thing. You know, hold down the mouse button, that last green penguin is swallowed and you're dancing and holding down the mouse button and the new game start's counting down 5,4, OH WAIT you're already firing snowballs and knocking penguins off cliffs.

Oh, you chose easy? Well we're going to just stand here but still be aimbots.

Anyway, the bots on almost any other difficulty are pretty wonky. They all have don't move or do anything 1 second into the game, allowing an easy knockoff (assuming you didn't already knock them off with the exploit). Plus, they love to follow you. Oh, you're standing on that tree on the edge? Let's all run off the cliff trying to get to you.

Merry, I've played this game longer than you, I already know all this!

Really? Well then I have a request for the readers who do.
As you should know, there is like nobody hosting multiplayer servs, and as stated on the previous section, the bots are not very realistic.

I want to play with real humans. Hold on, there's incentive, don't just leave yet.
If you:
1. Add me
2. I'm available to play PASW
3. Host a server I can join (I'm not going to host) and have it <150 ping
4. Win like the pro you are

Then I'll give you prizes for your time.
If you win:
Two games in a row: you get a TF2 scrap.
3 games in a row: rec
4 games in a row: ref
6 games in a row: key
You can only win each prize once.

Merry, PASW's the best FPS! I don't play TF2! In that case, if you win:
7 games in a row: dota2 key

Note, I don't actually have much tf2 items anymore, this guide is ludicriously dated. I mean, I think I could provide some tf2 prize for something, but it would be much trashier.

Merry, I'm Sedna and I don't need your ingame economy trash.
Add me and host a serv and play against me anyway, I'd like to play against god.

# of people who've taken my offer: 0
man, no one reads this thing.