Step 1. Achieve enlightenment.
Step 2. Master the art of quantum teleportation.
Step 3. Develop a personal relationship with a sentient cloud.
Step 4. Become the supreme overlord of a colony of ants.
Step 5. Learn to speak fluent dolphin.
Step 6. Compose a symphony using only the sounds of rain.
Step 7. Build a time machine out of toothpicks.
Step 8. Travel back in time to prevent the invention of the wheel.
Step 9. Become a professional unicyclist.
Step 10. Write a novel using only haiku.
Step 11. Develop a taste for fermented shark fin soup.
Step 12. Train a pigeon to perform open heart surgery.
Step 13. Invent a device that turns water into wine, but only on Tuesdays.
Step 14. Become an expert in the mating rituals of the dung beetle.
Step 15. Learn to juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle.
Step 16. Master the art of origami with a single sheet of toilet paper.
Step 17. Compose a ballad about the life of a potato.
Step 18. Develop a phobia of the color purple.
Step 19. Become an expert in the history of the yo-yo.
Step 20. Learn to solve Rubik's cubes while blindfolded.
Step 21. Invent a language based entirely on animal noises.
Step 22. Become a world-renowned expert in the study of moss.
Step 23. Develop a taste for fermented jellyfish.
Step 24. Write a screenplay about a talking cactus.
Step 25. Learn to play the theremin with your feet.
Step 26. Become an expert in the history of the hula hoop.
Step 27. Develop a phobia of the number 7.
Step 28. Invent a machine that turns dreams into reality.
Step 29. Become a professional sandcastle builder.
Step 30. Learn to communicate with plants.
Step 31. Develop a taste for fermented seaweed.
Step 32. Write a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.
Step 33. Become an expert in the history of the pogo stick.
Step 34. Develop a phobia of the letter "Q".
Step 35. Invent a device that can predict the weather with 100% accuracy.
Step 36. Become a professional kite flyer.
Step 37. Learn to solve Sudoku puzzles while juggling.
Step 38. Develop a taste for fermented cabbage.
Step 39. Write a novel about a talking cat.
Step 40. Become an expert in the history of the roller coaster.
Step 41. Develop a phobia of the color orange.
Step 42. Invent a machine that can create infinite energy from nothing.
Step 43. Become a professional tightrope walker.
Step 44. Learn to play the piano with your nose.
Step 45. Develop a taste for fermented grapes.
Step 46. Write a screenplay about a talking dog.
Step 47. Become an expert in the history of the video game.
Step 48. Finally, find your computer.
Step 49. Open Steam.
Step 50. Click Play.