"(Story)

At The Store Called "ALDI", Wario and Waluigi are shopping. Wario Saw The Garlics on The Shelve, He Turns to Waluigi as He Says.

Wario: Hey, Waluigi! Look! There are so Many Garlics on The Shelve, Looks Like We Hit The Jackpot.

Waluigi: We are Not Here for The Garlic Wario, We Got The Stuff That We Need.

Wario: but Waluigi, I Want Them.

Waluigi: No We don't Need Them Wario.

as Waluigi Said That to Him, Wario puts 10 Garlics in the shopping cart, Waluigi, Who Saw it and Was Mad.

Waluigi: Wario!!

Then Waluigi puts 10 Garlics back on the shelf.

Waluigi: We are Not Buying 10 Garlics!!

but Wario didn't Listen to Waluigi, He puts the 10 Garlics back in the shopping cart and pouts at Waluigi.

Wario: Waluigi... if you Put it Back on The Shelf One More Time... I Will Get Ang-

but Wario's sentence Was Cut as Waluigi puts it back again. Wario starts his meltdown as He Yelled.

Wario: I WANT THE GARLICS!!!

in His Fit of Rage. Wario shakes the shopping cart, throws food products on the floor, and He kicks The Watermelon Like a Football, and it Aims at Mario's Head, The Watermelon Lands on Mario's Head as He Tries to Get it Out, and Wario, Who is Screaming in Rage on the floor, much to the chagrin of Waluigi and the customers. Near the end of the commercial, some white text reads, "Use condoms". There is then just a black card with the Zazoo logo, and the voiceover (as well as a beep from a price scanner) can be heard. The female voiceover says, "Zazoo Condoms. Fun, Sexy, Safe."

(The End)"