get PHD's in quantum physics, game design, and eldritch voodoo bullshitism(that last one can be tricky but is 100% required for beginners)
Youll also need to get Cosmic Level reading comprehension. (learning 100+ languages and the devs native language might aid in this quest)

If you dont wake up every morning, look in the mirror and go:
"im autistic and need help"
This game is not for you.

(this guide is brought to you by a certified Autistic person hmu for verification)

if you have dont know who Rngjesus is you might as well give up.
Find your local temple and start praying!
(give it at least 5yrs of constant daily prayer for best results in Cube Chaos.)

This is the final and most difficult part of the process and journey to become a "player" of Cube Chaos:

have fun?

If your not having fun your not truly devoted to the cause and if you find yourself being "unhappy" while playing you might want to play Priest+Dwarf without nightmares and repeat steps 1 and 2 until converted to the Cube-Chaos-Brainrot-Mindset.


Happy Disorder Squaring!