Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

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how to get the evovled base hustlers
By troutusax
this guide will teach you how to get the more powerful versions of the base hustlers so you can go toe to toe with modded players
   
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introduction: the maddness begins


hello hustlers... and robot players
this guide will teach you how to get the evolved base hustlers
this will take a lot of time to complete so prepare a coffin before hand
the first trail
the first step to getting the evolved hustlers is to get 1000 wins against each base hustler as the hustler you want to evolve... stare into the abyss and it will stare back

step 2 after completing step one a new game-mode will appear in the main menu called destiny you'll need to play through this game-mode until you collect all 12 atma crystals that will have a 0.1 percent chance of dropping each time you beat the game-mode (i cant give you any tips on the game-mode as everything is still hazy from the "robot incident")
nocturnal knuckles (ninja)
now that you have collected all twelve atma you must preform the nis code to open the secret menu
this will allow you to play a rhythm game in order to forge the sanguine gloves once you forge the gloves you must get 50 more wins on ninja in order to attune to them and evolve ninja

slop time shenanigans (mutant)
hello sloppers now that you have all 12 atma you must leave your home and move your set up to a sewer to complete the next steps, first you need to get drugs and take all of them in the sewer in front of you PC while chanting slopping time to open the secret menu for mutant next play cod zombies until round 100 to craft the vile horns you will need to get 50 more wins to attune to them and evolve mutant

clocktown conquest (cowboy)
to start this next step you MUST be wearing a cowboy hat, now you need to enter the konami code and this will open a menu where you have to play that one Kirby samurai game and get the highest score to forge the murasama next you must get 40 wins on cowboy but the killing blow must be time spliter this will attune you to the weapon and evolve cowboy

whimsical wickedness (wizard)
hello i would like to warn you this one will force you into the dark depths of hell and back please consider that before starting...
put on you hat and robes grab you spell book and insert the 12 atma crystals into it you must not travel the lands and go the these locations
1 the peak of mount Everest
2 the depths on the Mariana trench
3 a waffle house
4 the amazon rain-forest
5 the Sahara desert
6 the edge of the universe

the next step will require a blood tribute of one gallon and mastery over magic
spill your blood over the book and begin casing the spell: ᔑ∷ᓵ ᒲᔑ⊣⚍ᓭ !¡∷ᒷ⎓ᒷᓵℸ ̣⚍ᓭ
this will give you the dark tome: ꖎ╎ꖎ╎ℸ ̣⍑
now all you have to do is win as wizard 50 more times and you'll get the evo
i couldn't get a pic of wizard because the dark power messed up the image
the end
you have unlocked all of the evo hustlers!!!!!! good job
now robot players might be wondering wears our evo... robot does not have a evo as robot is already over powered

anyways thank you for reading my guide.

6 Comments
ludwigj135 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:39am 
I love the Idea but that is just a skin
M2A1 2 Sep, 2024 @ 10:57am 
not fake it worked
troutusax  [author] 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am 
:(
lemon lizor 2 Sep, 2024 @ 6:04am 
sounds fake
M2A1 1 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am 
i cant unlock the mutant evolution, i overdosed on round 73 in cod zombies!! :GDInsane::GDHarder::steamsad: