Has an upbeat voice

Has a relaxed voice

Has a dreary voice

1,1,1,1,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
SC: Providing light and warmth!
SC: We're useful contributors to the universe.

1,1,1,1,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
SC: Providing light and warmth!
LC: And soaking it up too.

1,1,1,1,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
SC: Providing light and warmth!
GC: In a room that's almost always empty. What could be more ridiculous?

1,1,1,2,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
LC: I suppose.

1,1,1,3,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
GC: What good? All we do is sit here and drip on the floor.

1,1,2,1,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
LC: But you never say what it is you feel.
SC: Good.

1,1,2,2,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
LC: But you never say what it is you feel.
LC: You've got to get in touch with the sensations.

1,1,2,3,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
LC: But you never say what it is you feel.
GC: Nausea.

1,1,3,1,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
SC: Well I do!

1,1,3,2,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
LC: C'mon, let's not exaggerate.
SC: Yes. Exaggeration is a barrel(?) in which nothing can be kept.

1,1,3,2,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
LC: C'mon, let's not exaggerate.
LC: It can't have been more than fifty thousand times.

1,1,3,2,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
LC: C'mon, let's not exaggerate.
GC: Oh, all right. Fifty thousand times then.

1,1,3,3,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
GC: You go on and on about how you love this silly job. It's driving me crazy.
SC: Well I do!

1,1,3,3,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
GC: You go on and on about how you love this silly job. It's driving me crazy.
LC: Try not to listen to the words. Just listen to the sound he makes when he's talking.

1,1,3,3,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
GC: I'd say at least a hundred thousand time, yes.
GC: You go on and on about how you love this silly job. It's driving me crazy.
GC: Oh well. At least we'll all be melted soon.

1,2,1,1,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
SC: What you're feeling is the satisfaction of the fulfillment of your role in the universe!
SC: I learned that in Zen class.

1,2,1,2,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
SC: What you're feeling is the satisfaction of the fulfillment of your role in the universe!
LC: No, it just tickles.

1,2,1,3,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
SC: What you're feeling is the satisfaction of the fulfillment of your role in the universe!
GC: What he's feeling is his brains melting. Yours have obviously already gone.

1,2,2,1,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
SC: I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself while providing a valuable public service.
LC: Whatever.

1,2,2,1,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
SC: I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself while providing a valuable public service.
GC: You two drive me up the wall.

1,2,2,2,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
LC: Sometimes my wick pops, and seconds later there's a really distinctive smell.
SC: I've been meaning to mention that...

1,2,2,2,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
LC: Sometimes my wick pops, and seconds later there's a really distinctive smell.
LC: What a rush!

1,2,2,2,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
LC: Sometimes my wick pops, and seconds later there's a really distinctive smell.
GC: No kidding.

1,2,2,3,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
GC: I can't stand that feeling. It gives me the willies.
SC: It could be worse, you could be a firecracker!

1,2,2,3,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
GC: I can't stand that feeling. It gives me the willies.
LC: You've just got to get into it.

1,2,2,3,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
LC: And when the wax dribbles down my back? Whoo!
GC: I can't stand that feeling. It gives me the willies.
GC: Like I gotta be reminded that my head's melting all over the place.

1,2,3,1,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
GC: You're burning up, wax-for-brains. We all are.
SC: That's what we're here for!

1,2,3,2-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
GC: You're burning up, wax-for-brains. We all are.
LC: Whatever.

1,2,3,3,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
LC: I feel light-headed!
GC: You're burning up, wax-for-brains. We all are.
GC: What a drip.

1,3,1,1,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
SC: I really love it!
SC: I really, really do!

1,3,1,1,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
SC: I really love it!
LC: So we heard.

1,3,1,1,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
SC: I really love it!
GC: Aw, be quiet, would you?

1,3,1,2,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
SC: Eugh.

1,3,1,2,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
LC: Blegh.

1,3,1,2,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
GC: At least sea cucumbers aren't very flammable.

1,3,1,3,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
GC: You also love that comic strip about the cat with five legs.
SC: Did I tell you guys about the one where the dog comes over for dinner wearing a toupee? Heh, heh, heh.

1,3,1,3,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
GC: You also love that comic strip about the cat with five legs.
LC: That strip's pretty dull, but you can balance the plush toys really easily.

1,3,1,3,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
SC: I love it!
GC: You also love that comic strip about the cat with five legs.
GC: So I can't say as I trust your judgement.

1,3,2,1,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
SC: Eugh.

1,3,2,2,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
LC: Blegh.

1,3,2,3,-
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
GC: At least sea cucumbers aren't very flammable.

1,3,3,1,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
SC: We all have our roles to play in the great dance.
SC: Ours is to burn, and be bright and warm.

1,3,3,1,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
SC: We all have our roles to play in the great dance.
LC: Dancing? All right!

1,3,3,1,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
SC: We all have our roles to play in the great dance.
GC: I just don't like being the rug. Know what I mean?

1,3,3,2,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
SC: Eugh.

1,3,3,2,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
LC: Blegh.

1,3,3,2,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
LC: Try being a sea cucumber sometime.
GC: At least sea cucumbers aren't very flammable.

1,3,3,3,1
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
GC: Will you blow out the flame on the top of my head?
SC: I could, but it would be wrong.

1,3,3,3,2
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
GC: Will you blow out the flame on the top of my head?
LC: Sorry, I can't reach you from here.

1,3,3,3,3
SC: Well, here we are. Burning.
GC: I hate being a candle.
GC: Stuck on a sconce and slowly melting. What kind of life is that?
GC: Will you blow out the flame on the top of my head?
GC: *blows*

2,1,1,1,1
LC: Well here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
SC: Providing light and warmth!
SC: We're useful contributors to the universe.

(2,1,1,1,1-2,3,3,3,3 are redundant, just using LC as the start)

3,1,1,1,1
GC: Well. Here we are. Burning.
SC: Have I mentioned that I really love this job?
SC: We're doing so much good in here.
SC: Providing light and warmth!
SC: We're useful contributors to the universe.

(3,1,1,1,1-3,3,3,3,3 are redundant, just using GC as the start)

I need help sleep. Let me know if there's something else you'd like to see or if I missed a permutation. :)