The Dank Reward Checklist Guide was my go-to place for making my life easier while hunting achievements. I will be redirecting you to it unless I have personal additions to make.

Check it out here: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366083000

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First iteration - guide as it is, basic info of all cheevies

Second iteration - polished sections, corrected misspelling, added some detail as well as a suggestion from comments

Third iteration - hidden achievements are now listed in this guide with a (hidden) tag next to the description.
You can reveal any hidden achievements by going to Global Achievements (where you compare your score with others and check how rare they are) and clicking on any hidden ones to reveal them. But having them marked here will hopefully serve as a quicker reference.

Fourth iteration - moved two achievements that were incorrectly placed in the Level 6 section to the correct one (Level 7).

Fifth iteration - made a separate section for the secret achievements, for faster reference. Also added a consumables list to the "Try everything once" achievement.
I will also keep adding multimedia files (pics and vids) for better illustrating the content of this guide.

Sixth iteration - added more lists to help folks determine what they need to find yet. Also corrected a formatting issue in the Level 1 section.

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Open the bong cupboard 3 times.
That would be the wardrobe in your bedroom. Simply open it any three times you are sent back home.

Escape your home.
There are video guides out there, I will add one at a later iteration of the guide.
Or, if you'd like to check something I made, this video about a hidden weapon also shows you how to get out.

Discover the armory.
If you miss this the first times around don't worry, it's well hidden. Not well enough for your neighbour to stumble into, though - yes, this is a hint. And the solution is...
...interacting with the 420 book in a blue bookshelf on the lower floor, near the pool table area.

Use the meme generator 69 times.
Self explanatory, but an only be done once you finish the game.

Discover TombStar dolls.
There are video guides out there, but if you're not keen on looking them up I've made a quick guide here on Steam. Essentially, they're on a stone beam right above the elevated floor of your home. Requires a bit of parkour, but it's straightforward otherwise.

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Defeat Sherk in the Tutorial
Just win the boss battle at the end of the tutorial.
also who the heck is fone

Complete the first layer of the memeverse.
Straightforward goal. To accomplish this, complete the levels:

• Space Cake
  
• Truth Land
  
• Area 51

Complete the second layer of the memeverse.
Another straightforward goal. To accomplish this, complete the levels:

• Consumerpocalypse
  
• Morning Commute
  
• World's Richest Person

Complete the third layer of the memeverse.
Yup, you guessed it. Clear the following levels:

• Prison Break
  
• 2 Prison 2 Break
  
• Prison Br3ak: Helicopter Drift

(hidden)
Complete the fourth layer of the memeverse.
Which means just complete the mission "Golden Doobie".
also there is absolutely no chance I saw that coming, nope, not a hint

(hidden)
Survive the attack on your home.
Very straightforward, just do your best to remind your new friends that your sign says "NO SOLICITORS" and extinguish them any way you see fit. Very fast achievement.

Free the memes.
Awarded when you finish the campaign. You're the real MVP!

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Free 10 caged animals.
Does not actually need to be animals (sometimes a T-posing naked guy spawns instead). Just open the gate, it should count anyway. Whether you interact with the lock or shoot/kick it does not make a difference.

Eliminate 100 enemies.
Very straightforward, keep shooting until they stop moving.

Eliminate 1000 enemies.
So you got 100 enemies killed? Those are rookie numbers. You will probably pick this one up before you finish the game.

Use 100 consumables.
Anything counts, to my knowledge. Power-ups, health kits, ammo boxes and such. Weapons do not (needs confirmation but that's my deduction).

Discover all consumables.
This one will probably be achieved as you progress normally, unless you are keen to skip most (if not all) consumables. Some of them are only accessible once you progress up to a certain point, then they have a chance to spawn in previous levels as well.
I'm not entirely sure if ammo/health consumables are also counted for the achievement, however it doesn't hurt to try. The list of all available consumables, to my memory, is this.

• focus (pill that slows time when sliding or killing enemies)
  
• retrowave (cassette that slows time and gives you shields when you run)
  
• energy can (makes you faster at everything)
  
• smol boi (ant that makes you smaller and faster)
  
• laxative (dung that enables deadly fart double jumps, also now you fart with every jump)
  
• magic vase (bong that slows everything down)
  
• kick extender (shoe that makes your legs loooooooong and gives your kicks a lot more reach)
  
• gainz (syringe that makes you bigger and faster, also makes your kicks and melee stronger)
  
• double damage (big bullet that makes you deal big damage for those big W's)
  
• infinite clip (neverending, infinite ammo magazine that also adds a level frag count)
  
• turnt (booze that makes you dizzy, found at home and in several levels)
  
• ammo box
  
• medkit
  
• bottle of... something? Mt Dew bootleg? (spawns randomly from Kick vending machines)
  
• slice of pizza (spawns randomly from Kick vending machines)
  
• cookie (spawns randomly from Kick vending machines, smaller ones also found at the end of Level 1)

Weapons, grenades and ammo are not included (methinks).

Discover all normal weapons
Another one pretty easy to get as you keep fighting to save the memes. Just keep doing what you're doing!

• sh!tty pistol
  
• shotty
  
• .mp3
  
• big d
  
• freedom rifle
  
• another rifle 15
  
• bad guy rifle
  
• payback time
  
• rip rocket
  
• awwwp uwu
  
• sports bat
  
• katana
  
• sword fish
  
• frypan

Discover all cursed weapons
It's been long overdue for a change, but as I'm now aware of what counts as a "cursed" weapon I'm able to provide a list to what you're looking for.

• <missing name> - a pink MP5 with botched animations, it shoots bullets that remove textures. Found outside your house (check out the Did they even QA this game!?!? achievement instructions to find out how to).
  
• trash gun - ye olde musket, now loaded with modern day refuse. Found in Level 4, in an apartment which door will get blown open (or you open it, I can't remember. Dispatch the zombie running at you, then rummage through his stuff.
  
• dubstepper - it was an MP5, but then they strapped a stereo on it. Doesn't need to reload. Hold to drop that base on dem haterz. Found in Level 3, hidden somewhere in the vents after your first shrinkage.
  
• knife - you can eat soup with this one. From a distance. But you're all out of soup, so... Found in level 7, I cannot remember which cell it's hidden in but you should probably interact with those posters about summer vacations.
  
• boomer shooter - RIP AND TEAR. Shoots big f%#king energy balls. Also turns everything pixelated. Found in Level 8 behind a blue double door that looks blocked by a red bed - in reality you can just push it aside and enter as normal.
  
• fartzooka - a rocket launcher shooting dung, not gonna lie, this is the s#!t. Found in Level 10, in the tunnel with a rocket launching bad guy trying to frag you from afar - there is a pipe under him you can access, and that's where the weapon is hidden.
  
• oz-salt rifle - an obnoxiously green rifle that shoots slander at your foes as well as freedom caliber bullets. Found in Level 2, laying against a board (iirc) just before the Australian world tour.

Discover all goated weapons
Just collect all the golden weapons. They are far removed from the main path of the level, and powerful enemy squads guard them - you'll have to fight your way out if you want to keep it.
I'm adding a list of all goated weapons below, as well as the level where they're located. Check their respective sections for more info!

• goated sh!tty pistol - found in Level 1
  
• goated .mp3 - found in Level 6
  
• goated shotty - found in Level 4
  
• goated rip rocket - found in Level 9
  
• goated big d - found in Level 8
  
• goated bad guy rifle - found in The Memeverse

Add all weapons to armory
This one will unlock once you've collected all the weapons - normal, goated, cursed - available in the game. If you're like me, it might unlock once you've done so AND visited the armory.
Important: while you can add all normal weapons simply by finding and collecting them as you play, for goated and cursed weapons you must complete all challenges in the level offering it as reward.

Eliminate 20 enemies with laxative powered farts.
The double jump introduced in Consumerpocalypse doubles as a weapon. This achievement counts any kind of enemies, not just zombies. Have fun dumping on the haters!

Eliminate 10 meme lords.
Unlocked naturally as you keep on playing and take down those ear-destroying monstrosities that are just as jarring on the eyes and ears as they're dangerous.

Kick 50 doors.
Easy to achieve. Stop opening those doors and start OPENING them. F

Eliminate 50 enemies with kicks.
Straightforward achievement, but a bit risky. Melee-oriented power-ups like "gainz" and "kick extender" will help for sure as you deal more damage.

(hidden)
Paint 100 surfaces with the <missing name> gun.
But where do you find this gun? You just need to go outside. And do a rather janky parkour course.
I'll find a video for that, but also add some instructions of my own.
Actually I went and made a video about that:

Deflect 100 bullets.
This can be done with any melee (not just the katana), and in any direction of your choosing.
Does not work on enemies within melee range that are, in fact, using melee attacks on you.

Eliminate 20 enemies with doors.
This is why I love kicking doors down. Not every door has an enemy waiting behind, but who cares? Just kick them all down.

Unalive yourself with your own explosives.
And by explosives, as discovered by Steam user "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT", they mean only frag grenades. A matter of trial and error otherwise!

Melee an enemy while tiny.
This one is only possible as early as the level Area 51, but you can also use the "bug mode" power-up (or is it valid? needs confirmation).

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(hidden)
Turn yourself into a burger in the Space Cake level.
Not part of the level's objectives, all you have to do is throw yourself in the burger maker in the last room, and wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And... wou may want to eat an explosive beforehand, this might take a while.

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in the Space Cake level
Covered in The Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
You will find the goated sh!tty pistol here. When you take the elevator from the moon, turn around and use the other elevator to find this secret area.

Complete Space Cake without dying.
Easy to accomplish, especially when revisiting the level with your weapons of choice.

Shoot the astronauts on the moon
Covered in The Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Hint: they're located near the elevators on the moon (left side) after you're teleported there, on the ledge above.

Eat all the cookies in Space Cake
Covered in The Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Very self explanatory, you'll see them as you go towards the end. Must be eaten manually.

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Don't defeat the agents in the "video games cause violence" section in Truthland.
I was confused at first for this one, so in case you're also confused (probably not but who knows): the section this achievement refers to is the arcade preceding the pixelated stage. Instead of shooting the agents down, just run past them and straight to the video game machine.
Easy to miss if you have an itchy trigger finger.

(hidden)
Knock over all the birds in Truthland.
This one isn't actually difficult, but very little people apparently got it (like, less than 5%, it even counts as a rare achievement). My guess is, it's extremely easy to miss some of them (because they're small AF), and personally I can confirm since I've tried this a few times and never seemed to get it.
I'll make a detailed list of where they are, but I imagine a video guide will also be there to be found and I will include it once I do.
(alternatively, you can also come back here with a rocket launcher and raze the place to the ground - thank Allen Egon Cholakian for this idea)

Fall off the world while in Australia.
Just jump off the tram in the Australian section of the level.

Make it to the end of the "Flat Earth" room without falling.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide, it also includes a video helping with that section.
After clearing it a few times, I think it's just a matter of practice, the two white plates are actually more lenient than you would think. But if you have trouble with that, the Dank guide has an excellent video for help!

Enter Truthland without paying.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Yes, there's a rock standing over the entrance.
No, you can't sneak past the rock.
Yes, you can shoot the rock!

Rate Truthland 0 stars and survive.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Also, thanks to the linked guide, I learned that in this section (if you replay it after completion) you can manually respawn and receive any weapons you brought with you from the safehouse. This makes the achievement very trivial.
Also, apparently they don't attack you if you don't come out of the corridor, no idea why (it works only for this achievement).

(hidden)
Rate truthland 5 stars after defeating all the enemies in the room first.
Not super difficult to do, you just do exactly the same that you would do for the task "I said what I said".
Please note: I've been informed that if you rate truthland 0 first, then defeat the enemies and rate it 5, the achievement will not trigger. So try avoiding the 0 button if you're going for it.
Like I mentioned earlier, the guide reveals you can do a "tactical respawn" and just manually respawn with any weapons you brought from the safehouse... if you're replaying the level. On your first completion, you will have to lure an enemy in the corridor, then stomp him to death and get his weapon, and finally work your way up - and out.

Access the alien storage in Truthland.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
There are five of them, but spread around the aliens' lair right after the truck.
The easiest way I've found of accomplishing this is using the starter pistol (any weapon works though) together with the "focus mode" pill - it slows time when you're sliding, so you get more time with reactions and lining up shots.

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Discover the running zombies outside Area 51.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
As you get out of the truck, turn back and use the boxes to get to higher ground and see what's on the other side.

Shoot all the TVs in Area 51.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
There are six of them in total, the Dank guide does a perfect job detailing how so I won't repeat it here.
However, I found it odd that I forgot one of the TVs, ended up shooting (and breaking) one of them twice, and still got the achievement. I have no idea how that happened, and I wouldn't recommend anyway! Upon rewatching my VOD, I conclude that I might just have forgotten I correctly shot all 6 of them, so please disregard this.

Discover the hidden dubstepper in Area 51.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Hint: requires becoming small (first shrinking machine) and exploring the vents, it's in that section and the access to the secret room is above.

Discover the hidden freedom rifle in Area 51.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
It does again a great job describing how to get there, so just have a gander over there. As a spoiler, it requires becoming small again, traversing some ledges and sliding through tiny spaces. The rifle is actually within LOS, but you can't get it while normal sized.

Complete Area 51 without dying.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The only tricky part is as you go towards the end, but otherwise another easy clear when you replay it with your weapons of choice. If you have trouble with the smallies, I guess you can rocket launcher them to death?

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Check up on your son, see if he's winning in Consumerpocalypse.
Okay so this might be easy to skip if you're in a hurry, but you know the section where you land on a rooftop and it collapses, and then all the floors collapse while fighting enemies, all the way down to the very bottom?
There's your son, in the basement. Approach him, and the interaction triggers automatically (and the achievement too).

Win 3/3 prizes in the zombie shootin' game.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Tl;dr: shoot the exploding barrels!

Discover the hidden weapon in the zombie's apartment.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
This is the trash gun we're looking for, by the way.
There's an apartment which door will get blown open (or you open it, I can't remember) and a zombie will come out of it attacking. Dispatch him and then rummage through his stuff.

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Consumerpocalypse.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The main course of the day is the goated shotty.
There's a staircase in the apartment complex where you go up to progress - you will have to go down instead.

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Defeat Dhomas the Dank Engine.
Very straightforward, and much easier than it seems. Shoot away with whatever you have, and crouch when Dhomas does a laser sweep and obliterates his friends in the process. Easiest no-hit ever.

Find the secret rip rocket on the train
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Spoiler alert: it's behind you on the train.

Drop a piano on a turret
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Not the easiest piano to spot, just look up (wink wink).

Defeat Dhomas the Dank engine in less than 1 min
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Pretty easy. I got this on my first run, turns out the bad guy rifle is just perfect for the task. IF that doesn't work, you didn't hear from me to bring a minigun or a RPG.

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Sell all the weed.
I'm sure you'll get this normally, unless you're rushing things. Just sell every last bit of kush you find. Don't worry about the plants burning, those are not counted for anything.

Find the hidden another rifle 15.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Hint: check the weed greenhouse.

Shoplift everything possible in World's Richest Person.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Useful note from the guide: take care to first sell items such as karts that can be pushed around, because if you sell the walls and something falls off the map then you're locked out of the achievement (until you respawn/restart).
Never happened to me, but it can happen!

Invest $420,000,000 into the stornk market.
If you've been selling everything down to the very last item that you can sell, you'll get this without a problem.

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in World's Richest Person.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
This time it's the goated .mp3 you're looking for.
To find the area where it's hidden, get to the van outside the luxury apartment and don't sell it yet, instead jump on it to find a new area. Good luck!

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Find the meow meow growing weed.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Tl;dr: behind the leftmost building as soon as you spawn in the kitty game.

Find the hidden knife in Prison Break.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Hint: you should probably interact with those posters about summer vacations.

Defeat the prison guard outside of your cell in Prison Break.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
You can't do this on your first playthrough.

Kill all running NPCs in judgement room.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
I got this achievement on my first try by hitting (almost) frantically all the buttons to make sure no one would survive. You can also break the console, but then the gavels will strike at random and out of your control, so maybe don't.

Finish Prison Break without entering the locker room.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
There's a "kick extender" under one of the beds that you can use for that objective.

Kick a meow meow
Just kick any of the kittens in the wrong game (but really, why??).

Go through meow meow's bakery without violence
Just leave the wrong game by using the exit door. You know, like civilised people do.

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Hit all washing machines in the laundry game.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
I have to be honest, I don't have a good strategy for this one (aside from maybe going for the laundry machines further away first?). Get some practice and hope for the best.

Find the boomer shooter in 2 Prison 2 Break.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
There's a blue double door that looks blocked by a red bed - but in reality you can just push it aside and enter/break into the room as normal.

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in 2 Prison 2 Break.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
And here is the goated big d. This fight might be a handful, you've been warned!
To access this area, you'll need some jumping skills in the courtyard where the UFO is causing gravity to be reduced. You're looking for a corridor without a ledge that gives on said courtyard.

Complete 2 Prison 2 Break without dying.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The last part of this level is trickier to survive, bring/salvage a strong DPS weapon for the Memelord and something else for the lackeys, or maybe a melee weapon for parrying bullets while relocating between positions (disclaimer: meleeing the Memelords is not recommended unless you are powered up).

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Defeat Mr. Chopper
This is way easier than it looks. Rocket launchers will make short work of it, especially if you stay mobile. The lackeys might pose a problem here, but you can literally ignore them and just douse the boss in rockets (or in lead, if you grab the payback gun), and get another achievement at the same time.

Find the rip rocket in Prison Br3ak: Helicopter Drift.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Hint: you're looking for a vent cover, or something that looks like that, in the area where four snipers are shooting at you.

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Prison Br3ek: Helicopter Drift
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
You'll find here the goated rip rocket, as well as giant bowling balls moving everything around. The bowling pins shooting at you are not part of the guarding detail of the goated weapon, so you can kill them and get out to do anything else before going back in.
How do you get there? Knock down every last pin in the bowling room (not including the ones shooting at you).

Get 10 headshots with the awwwp uwu in Prison Br3ak: Helicopter Drift.
I don't have to explain this one, and this is probably just an appetizer for you. Have fun!

Defeat Mr. Chopper in less than 1 min.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The payback gun in the boss arena (a.k.a. the gatling) will pretty much make this free.

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Skip the golden doobie cutscene
Self explanatory.

Find the hidden sports bat in Golden Doobie
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
According to some, collecting the bat is not enough. Seemed enough in my case, but I cannot explain how. I blame the target dummies next to it - give 'em a good whack just for good measure.

Burst all light bulbs in the dark tunnels of Golden Doobie
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Should be almost a given if you explore every corner of the dark tunnels.

Complete Golden Doobie without dying.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Alright, this level is pretty difficult to get through without dying, so I recommend bringing a weapon you're comfortable with (in my case it was the bad guy rifle, also spawning here).
A personal recommendation of mine: if you can find the Fartzooka and get the "infinite clip" power-up in the elevator section, then it becomes extremely trivial.
The train chase section is slightly harder, run past the enemies you don't have to fight and do your best at eliminating those you can not pass by. Normally I would use parrying with a melee to negate all damage, but you have a train running after you so I would advise against that.
The last part of the level, where you ponder the orb, is rendered pretty much entirely free by deflecting everything all the time with melee while you chase and ponder the orb (yes, you can interact with it from the parrying stance).

Eliminate enemies with at least 6 different weapons in Golden Doobie.
The level naturally spawns you with a sh!tty pistol, in the level you will find more than enough variety to bring this to completion. Weapons you bring with you that are not spawned in here should also count (afaik?), the ones already present by the way should be:

• bad guy rifle
  
• big d
  
• freedom rifle
  
• fartzooka
  
• rip rocket
  
• .mp3
  
• shotty

Discover Fartzooka
This atrocious weapon is found by sliding in a tunnel under the first rocket launching guy. You'll find it stashed soon after that. It also counts as a different weapon for the "Unnecessary violence" achievement.

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Listen to all of Dave's amazing story (hidden)
Keep listening until he seemingly loses the thread and attempts to start over, you should get the achievement once that happens. Do with him as you please after that.

Deliver pizza to Dave. (hidden)
Just carry the pizza box with you all the way to the end where Dave is. Yes, this means you'll have to play the level with just one weapon. Pick a reliable one (the another rifle 15 is a good candidate).
You'll receive the achievement once you make it to Dave with the pizza box in your inventory, then you're free to swap it out for a second weapon if you wish to.

Get the minigun in Illuminati HQ.
Covered by the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
I won't say anything here. No need.

Blow up the entrance to Illuminati HQ
Covered by the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
There are two ways to accomplish that, both detailed in the guide.
Hint: one occurs before you complete the level, the other only after.

Drop every chandelier during the Illuminati HQ boss fight
Covered by the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
They spawn every time Dave sends minions after you, and they must be taken down every single time.

Eliminate 30 agents with the sword fish in Illuminati HQ.
Covered by the Dank Reward Checklist Guide. It also details where the swordfish is found.
There's a block in the HQ where one of the doors to the office is blown out dramatically - that's where it is. Check the guide for the exact location if you still have trouble.

Eliminate all enemies guarding the Illuminati HQ entrance.
Covered by the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
You should get this achievement if you decide to ditch the stealth option - it seems provoking the guards (guns blazing) isn't the only valid approach though, blowing up the entrance is also good for this purpose (well, it does eliminate all the guards at the entrance).
Either way, I did it the hard way and it worked (iirc).

Pay Respect to Sherk in HQ. (hidden)
Just press E (what a missed opportunity) near Sherk's corpse.
Do this before moving on to the next segment'or you will be locked out of it for the run!

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Find the hidden awwwp uwu in Enter the Memeframe.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The place is easy to spot, but again also easy to miss if you're in a hurry (I know I did the first time).

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Enter the Memeframe.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
Finally, the golden bad guy rifle is here for the taking.
There's a door that opens to pure static - just go through anyway.
But be ready, this fight is sweaty. And try not to blow yourself up!

Eat the car in the sandpit.
Covered in the Dank Reward Checklist Guide.
The arena where it spawns (the sandbox from Area 51) is pretty chaotic, with mini enemies shooting at you from everywhere, and apparently the car also moves erratically all over the place? Run for it!

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• Mi casa, not su casa - Survive the Illuminati raid in your house.
  
• I've been lied to - Complete the final layer of the Memeverse (beat the Golden Doobie level).
  
• Game's broken - Paint 100 surfaces with the <missing name> gun (found outside your house).
  
• F**kd around and found out - Step into the mincing machine in the final room of Level 1, and get killed.
  
• 5 stars tbh - Clear the final room in Level 2 of all Illuminati, and THEN rate Truthland 5 stars.
  
• Ain't spying on me - In the bird exhibition area of Truthland, take down all the birds.
  
• Imma let you finish - Listen to Dave's speech in Illuminati HQ.
  
• Home delivery - Bring your pizza to Dave in Illuminati HQ.
  
• But who is Fone? - Pay your respects to Sherk in Illuminati HQ.

This should cover everything, as well as provide a general structure for (hopefully) a more detailed guide.
I'm thinking of adding pictures to provide better context where it would benefit the most. Videos might be helpful but only when necessary, as otherwise a picture or some text is much faster to access and process.

I will probably avoid repeating/parroting what's been said already in the other guide, unless it's some strategy or conclusion I came to on my own (and/or tested myself after receiving from elsewhere). I'm just trying to fill a void especially for those achievements that are a little more obscure and not included in the game's tasks.
Again, for reference, this is the guide I'm talking about: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366083000

If you think there's anything I should cover in more detail, feel free to submit feedback.

Thank you to the following people for suggestions and feedback:
- Allen Egon Cholakian
- Safety Team Enjoyer
- Stolen Kektus (who also owns the referenced guide)
- Qonstrukt

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need a break from this wild trip of a game!