Step 1: Go to any Steam game. I chose Garry's Mod because i see these stupid guides a lot here.
Step 2: Create a guide named "How to move?"
Step 3: Find an idiotic cover image on Google
Step 4: Copy + paste some goofy text that goes along the lines of "how to move steo one press w like anf favoire pls"
Step 5: You did it! Congratulations!