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How to calm your anger about the release

By Aquilius

Enhance your gaming experience massively and make yourself more relaxed and hence superior.

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If you feel really angry and tired about the release, there is a fast and effective way to relief yourself and all the hate. Just do the following.

First click this button above:

For a maximum relief and putting your life into order again, choose this and confirm:

For a moderate relief and to still hold some anger, choose this and confirm:

For just a slight relief to maintain certain medieval and ballistic levels choose this and confirm:

To even increase your misery choose for one of those and confirm and for mentally preparing yourself for going totally ballistic aiming for world domination choose both and confirm each one:

Completely non-guaranteed method, nothing legit at all, works 0%. Source: trust me, bro ;)

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Aquilius [author] 13 Feb @ 6:58am

@supergen
I feel you mate. It's still a solid game but in Terms of Humankind Lite. It is certain fun to play and it's got that one more turn momentum, like Humankind, but by far it's not a legit Civilization.
I dumped like 1.500 hours in Civ 1, 2.000 in Civ 2, only 200 in Civ 3, like 6.000 in Civ 4, only 150 in Civ 5 and 1.500 in Civ 6. I estimate I will dump like 150 hours into Civ 7 for achievement completion and that's it. There's something odd about those prime numbers after 2. That would mean the next crappy release will be Civ 11.

supergen 13 Feb @ 4:26am

I feel scammed. Despite the fact that I can't be reimboursed for my founders edition Civ VII, as the Steam bot keeps telling me that I have played for 5 hours... I am extremely pissed. I've been a loyal Steam and Civilization customer and I think we deserve a thorough answer, or we should be able to communicate with Firaxis / 2K. I bought this game and it took me those hours to be able to assess whether it was good or not. I'm a hardcore Civ player, with thousands of hours under my belt, and I think it is a complete fail. LOOK AT HOW THE MASSACRED MY BOY

Aquilius [author] 12 Feb @ 5:03am

@Steele:
I feel very similiar to that. I have now dumped almost 30 hours into this. It certainly got that one more turn momentum. It's not a bad game at all, but just no real Civilization. Still disapointed. Age transitions are very demotivating and the lack of detail and micro management doesn't help in this. To it's still more of a Humankind Lite than a blockbuster Civilization. I will continue to play this game for achievements, but that will be all. I don't think I will do marathon sessions on this like I did with Civ VI.

Steele 11 Feb @ 7:58pm

It's disappointing. I am trying to like it, not all bad. It's prettier. There's a real leader/nation confusion here, it's not civ. It's a wierd mod wrapped in a beautiful graphics update? I was down with long games again, but can't focus beyond antiquity. Maybe it'll get better, refunds are not happening no doubt?

Aquilius [author] 8 Feb @ 2:07am

@cwlgamer:
thank you as well. Happily accepted your request.

Aquilius [author] 8 Feb @ 2:06am

@Richto.:
I'm glad it worked for you