Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to be mindblown in tf2 with 7 easy steps.
By Nico and 2 collaborators
Hello guys, Welcome to a guide which will mind blow you, litterally.
You sir, Yes you. you have a mad milk on your backpack dont you?
Good. To be mindblown you need to have it.

Now, Be caustious as you may encounter certain problems along this spiritual guide.
   
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Step 1
Step 1~ Start up Tf2, while thinking about clouds. that clouds are actually little milk droplets floating around.
Step 2
Step 2~ Press the "Items" button while thinking that sheep look like clouds.

Step 4
Step 4~ Find your mad milk, While thinking that when clouds lose theyr power they become snow then sheep.

Step 5
Step 5~ Now this is very important. Put your cursor over the mad milk.

Step 6
Step 6~ Read.The.Everything.Written.
(For you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥ who didnt even start tf2 heres what it looks like)


Step 7
Step 7~ IT SAYS LEVEL 5 NON-MILK SUBSTANCE.
IT CHANGES IT ALL. YOU THROW SNOWY CLOUDY SHEEP AT PEOPLE. NOT MILK.

PSHHHHHHH (the sound of your brain exploding from snowy cloudy sheeps awesomeness.)




Wait a second. Theres no Step 3......

You can listen to this below while thinking.
Thanks and have fun.

Now. Go my cloudy snowy sheeps! Fly! Fly away.

But before you must GABEN with us.
10 Comments
Nico  [author] 18 Nov, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
indeed.
return of the king 18 Nov, 2015 @ 4:32am 
Mind=Nuked
RagOnAStick 16 Mar, 2015 @ 11:31pm 
bullshit jarte suck my dick fuck
Mazda RX-7 FC 25 Feb, 2015 @ 8:28am 
Mad Cum 100% Non-Milk Substance :D
Nico  [author] 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:44pm 
how iz intruction nutt clear?
It clerly gives you bigger butt!!
:P
Phantom Island, Insane Asylum 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:02am 
Instructions not clear enough, got dick stuck in fan
ande re 23 Nov, 2014 @ 9:45am 
Holy Cheese
Nico  [author] 17 Nov, 2014 @ 11:32am 
Gaben.
Energyball Jellycent 17 Nov, 2014 @ 8:58am 
Mind=Blown
Yello 17 Nov, 2014 @ 8:41am 
XD man..... all i see is clouds now