You are reading this guide because you are not Dirk Warhard.
If you were Dirk Warhard, you would have no need for guides, books, instructions, or even basic cognitive function.
But you are not Dirk Warhard. You are a lesser being, a husk fumbling through life with the grace of a headless pigeon in a wind tunnel.
Luckily for you, Dirk Warhard has decided, in an act of unmatched generosity, to impart the sacred knowledge of How To Be Like Dirk Warhard.
Study this guide well, but understand that you will never truly become Dirk Warhard—only Dirk Warhard is Dirk Warhard.

Dirk Warhard never second-guesses.
He makes decisions with the speed of a bullet and executes them immediately.
Doubt is the enemy, and Dirk Warhard responds to enemies with overwhelming firepower.
Shoot hesitation dead—then shoot it again, just to be sure.

Comfort is weakness disguised as relaxation.
Dirk Warhard turns hunger, exhaustion, and pain into ammunition.
When discomfort confronts you, chamber another round of determination and fire relentlessly.
Pain is just another target to destroy.

Enter every room as if kicking down a barricaded door—guns blazing.
Your presence should demand surrender. If anyone challenges you, silence them immediately with force.
Dirk Warhard doesn't negotiate; he eliminates doubt with extreme prejudice.

Dirk Warhard doesn't solve problems—he annihilates them in a hailstorm of bullets.
Analysis is paralysis; if a door blocks your path, blow it open.
Consequences are trivial; results achieved by maximum firepower are all that matters.

Now you understand what it takes to be like Dirk Warhard.
The question is: will you embrace it?
Or will you remain soft, uncertain, and forgettable?
The world will not wait for you to decide.

This is not a numbered rule.
Dirk Warhard does not count to more than four.
Dirk Warhard immediately counts to one million after four—as Dirk Warhards momemtum in counting exceeds human understanding when counting past four.
This is just a universal law.
Nobody survives Dirk Warhard.