We are given a powerful arsenal of spells and abilities, that can turn out to be very useful if used wisely.

these include:

• fire:throws a fireball, consumes little mana, can be spammed, low damage.
  
• barrage:throws a barrage of purple stuff, consumes some mana, has a long-ish cooldown, stronger than fire.
  
• thunder:laser-like attack, consumes a lot of mana, continous attack, kinda high damage and no cooldown.
  
• heal:creates a healing field on the ground that restores your health and mana, long cooldown.
  
• dash:dashes, consumes little mana, can be spammed.
  
• sprint:y are you running? doesn't need mana.
  
• ultimate attack:kill hands to charge, turns you into a giant robot, gives you a lot of health so you're pretty much unkillable if you're trying to avoid attacks, left click to use minigun, right click to use rockets. don't use it too soon, only in the right moment.

there are also a bunch of power ups that spawn, and you should take them because they're pretty good, for example the one that makes you faster, or the one that gives you double damage.

dash and sprint are extremely useful for avoiding attacks, to attack you should use barrage, and use fire while you wait for the cooldown. the thunder is the best option only when there is a hand at the center of the arena. healing is very useful to restore your health, especially in the later phases. the ultimate attack is extremely powerful, but as i said you must only use it when you truly need it, since it takes a while to recharge.

aight so basically you're alone and you wanna enjoy your time by saying the n-word, but there's this guy called Barack Hussein Obama that isn't happy with it, and hes a big meanie so you have no choice but to fight him.

in phase 1 he summons two red hands, and thats our first enemy. the red hands attack you with a fire laser, so dodge it or you might die. when a hand is badly injured, it will look bloody and lack some fingers. just kill the two hands to win.

it should be a breeze, for now.

same as the last one, except now there are also two blue hands. the blue hands use an ice laser that deals less damage but it slows you down. the longer you are hit, the slower you will be. the blue hands are arguably more dangerous than the red ones, because when you're slower you're more likely to be hit. destroy all the hands to win.

gotta be a little more careful this time.


btw i forgot to mention that you will see a bunch of pop ups as you progress, but you won't need to read them, since im gonna tell you everything you need to know. tbh the dev should probably add the ability to disable them since you don't need them after the first playthrough anyway.

same as the last one, except now there are 2 yellow hands. the yellow hands take a lot of time to charge, but they can one shot you if you're in their general direction. they might be the most dangerous "common hands". proceed as normal, but always keep an eye on them.

i usually take the yellow ones out first.

...i sure hope you weren't standing right in front of obama's face, since now he will emit lasers from his eyes like hes homelander or something, and if you were unfortunate enough to stand in front of him at the beginning of the phase, you'd die pretty quickly. this definetely didn't happen to me the first time i played this btw. (tough it was more of a thing in the earlier versions of the game). Obama will also summon a bunch of red hands, but these aren't regular ones, since they will move very quickly and deal a lot of damage. sometimes they attack twice and find a new spot, but other times they move around for a bit before settling for a spot. you must disable the laser eyes by attacking him until the smaller health bar drops to 0, and then destroy all the hands or vice versa.

from this point onward, you must dash and sprint quite a lot.

obama will summon a green hand (which is one of the infinity hands, whatever that means) and the yin-yang hand. the yin-yang hand will sneakily go around the arena summoning red,blue and yellow hands, and it does so very quickly, so killing it must be your first priority. the green hand destroys part of the arena, if this happens make sure not to fall or else you die (dying is a pretty bad thing because you have to start over) use your ultimate attack to kill the yin-yang and green hands, and then finish off whatever hands where summoned by yin-yang.

after beating this phase, you will have beaten more than 50% of the phases, so stay determined and keep going.

obama will summon a crap ton of red, blue and yellow hands. stay focused and you will be able to win. remember to eat in real life or you might starve to death.

it will get quite a bit harder from now on.

if you thought that phase 6 was hard, i present to you phase 7:it's literally just the previous phase but with more hands lmao. there isn't much to say about this and the previous phase. also avoid using an ultimate attack since you gotta use it for the next phase, even if it seems that you need it here.

this is almost the end, good luck

this is 100% of obama's power. obama will spawn a green hand and a purple hand (another hand of infinity) plus obama's head will spawn red hands and it can attack you, i think. the purple hand removes 50% of your health (so if you have 100 hp you will be left with 50, then 25 ect) so remember to heal. use your ultimate attack to destroy the green and purple hands, then leave obama's head alive for a while so it spawns enough hands to charge your ultimate again. after you think enough time has passed, kill obama's head and destroy the remaining hands. some of the hands glitch out and remain stuck behind obama, only barrage damages them.

after you beat this phase, obama is finally dead (yay!) and you can rest now.

oh dear god


turns out obama is still alive and very very angry ): in this phase he summons two green hands and and two purple hands, also his head attacks you. there are a bunch of obamium prisms with red eyes and others with blue eyes that replace the red and blue hands, respectively. the fog is coming. the two green hands destroy the entire arena, making you inevitably fall to your death. so you must use your ultimate attack to destroy the green hands, then kill obama's head, after that you must destroy the two purple hands (again, remember to heal) and finally the prisms. sometimes a prism gets stuck far away and you will be unable to hit it, so you gotta go back to the last save which should bring you back to phase 8 to fix it.

after all of that obama will fall to the ground, defeated. say the n-word to put him out of his misery.

ah, nevermind. so apparently obama isn't dead, and you have been brought to a strange place while your scepter has been taken away.

i won't tell you anything about this section since i'm lazy and it's pretty intuitive anyway, but i'll give you a tip:shooting the swat dudes in the head kills them faster.