If you want to ski with the feeling of actually skiing without getting covered in snow, this games for you! But in order to do that, you have to do these steps...

1: Download the game on steam!

2: Go into the options and choose your settings, if you have a 386 you could always use the Duke 3D Experience, Great for Potatoes Alike!

3: Start Playing!

In this modern day and age of computers and so called pocket devices, you might have the attention span of an literal goldfish, if you were looking at your pocket device while this game was telling you the controls, you might get confused, so, if you can read for longer then 5 seconds, here are your controls!

Forward: Up-Arrow
Left: Left-Arrow
Right: Right-Arrow
Jump: Space

If you want to go faster down hills, hold forward instead of tapping it, oh, and did i mention that the harder you tap, the faster you go? If you hear crunching and the keys randomly get soft, it's nothing to worry about, you just need to take a break!

Tip #1: you cant look down, so don't try.

This game has an great story, where each item you collect holds great value, if you want to brag to your friends, you should collect them all, they all hold large amount of bragging rights to them, so get them all to brag all you want!

If you read this far, implying that you started to lean away from the pocket devices, then you did it! Your at the end of this honest to god true guide! I hope i helped you get on your skiing adventure, and that you get all of the bragging rights in the world!