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[WOTC] War of the Crackheads

(NOTE: This is a WIP, as there's still some things i haven't changed yet. Despite that, I think this is ready enough to be released to the unsuspecting public, just in time for April Fool's. Enjoy the mod (or don't)!)

(NOTE 2: Some screenshots may not reflect final mod, as they were taken during "development". I'll update them at a later date.)


Changes a lot of the game's text to a mix of unhinged & juvenile humor, crass insults, corporate jargon, and word salad, including:

• Base Game + WOTC (duh)
  
• Alien Hunters
  
• Shen's Last Gift
  
• Tactical Legacy Pack
  
• A handful of mods (may or may not work)

Fight to dethrone IDIOT (Inferior Dumbos Invading Our Turf) as the world's largest conglomorate as you take your Employees on an epic journey to make as much profit as you possibly can.

Commit acts of Corporate Espionage against the enemy. Adopt puppies. Write off your crippling crack addiction as a business expense. Pet puppies. Land your company so far into debt, not even a small loan of a million IDIOT Funbux can save you. Adopt more puppies. Cook a steak. Go for a swim.

IDIOT isn't defenseless, of course - you'll need to get through their legions of Jerks to earn what's rightfully yours, with their ranks ranging from common street thugs, to convicted sex offenders, to toilets with guns strapped to them.

Will obviously be incompatible with other mods that make changes to base game text, most notably Ayy Lmao 2.

Marked as mature, as there's enough profanity and general tomfoolery in here that it's pretty much necessary.

• Certain pieces of text are immune to my arcane text-altering powers. Nothing i can really do about it - if there was, you wouldn't be seeing it.

• Mr. Graves - Helped write and fill out several parts.